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Poly24 says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 03:32 pm
Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
OverWorkedandSeriouslyUnderpaid says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 03:29 pm
Today, I was told that the $500 I'm owed for babysitting isn't going to happen. Why? Because after six months of watching a friend's six children, she's moved 120 miles away and no longer needs me. FM...
Idontknowwhattodo says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 03:17 pm
Today, my daughter managed to crash my car. It's okay though, the insurance will cover it. However, it won't cover all the items she damaged crashing into a garage sale. FML
Anonymous says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 12:21 pm
Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML
Parenting... says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 09:36 am
Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, ...
gunnerdog says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 05:22 am
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Anonymous says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 04:12 am
Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-...
Stalker much? says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 02:18 am
Today, I found out someone has a crush on me. Normally I'd be fine with this, if it weren't for that fact that this guy informed me that he has collected pictures of me since the third grade. I'm turn...
Anonymous says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 01:17 am
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
Anonymous says FML 27 Aug 2013 | 01:17 am
Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML
