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Cute Fish Joke 12 Aug 2013 | 08:22 am
What’s a fish without a eye? A fsh.
Burglar Joke 31 Jul 2013 | 08:05 am
Josh: The crime in my neighborhood is really bad. Rachel: How bad is it? Josh: It’s so bad, the other night I forgot my key to the house and the burglar had to let me in.
Fighting Sister Joke 18 Jul 2013 | 08:13 am
John: Last night my sister and I had a huge fight, but it ended when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees. Jason: What did she say? John: She said, “come out from under that bed, you coward!...
Insulted Joke 4 Jun 2013 | 08:06 am
As a professional photographer, Judy takes a lot of pride in her pictures. Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her work. ”Wow”, said her host Sandra,”these are really n...
Funny Doctor Joke 13 May 2013 | 11:44 pm
Nurse: Doctor, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
Self Portrait Joke 3 May 2013 | 06:49 am
The art teacher instructed her students to do a self portrait. When Andrew handed his picture in, the teacher took one look at it and said, “But, Andrew,this isn’t you.” “That’s right,” replied Andrew...
Burnt Finger Joke 24 Apr 2013 | 05:52 pm
A man burned his finger so he decided to go to the doctor. When he arrived at the office, the nurse directed him to remove all his clothes, and wait in the next room. “It’s just my finger,” complained...
Funny Bike Joke 10 Apr 2013 | 10:48 pm
Walking into gym class I yelled “all right, everybody on their backs!” to the third-grade class. “I want you to pretend you’re riding a bike.” Dropping to the floor, the students began kicking their ...
Bike Joke 4 Apr 2013 | 06:26 am
John was riding his brand new bike down the block when he knocked over an old lady. “You clumsy idiotic boy!” fumed the lady as she struggled to her feet. “Don’t you know how to ride a bike?” “Of cou...
Math Clown Joke 24 Mar 2013 | 05:30 am
Teacher: If there are a dozen flies on a table and you swat one, how many are left? Math clown: Uhhhh, just the dead one?
