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Two Mexicans are Stranded in the Desert 10 Feb 2012 | 12:39 pm
Two Mexicans are stranded in the desert, on their last leg, about to die of thirst. They stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something, they suddenly spy through the heat haze ...
A Man Walks Into A Bar With An Alligator On A Leash 4 Feb 2012 | 10:23 am
The bartender says "You can't have that thing in here! Get out!" The guy says "It's okay, this Alligator is highly trained. Just give me a few seconds and I'll show you." The bartender, intrigued, gi...
Those Dirty Pirates 15 Jan 2012 | 06:26 am
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the bar...
What A Scary Flight 14 Jan 2012 | 11:46 am
After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots." The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pil...
Getting Bank of America By The Balls 22 Nov 2011 | 03:27 pm
A little old lady walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions...
The Eskimo and Scotsman 4 Nov 2011 | 02:49 am
One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman ...
The Not So Stupid Monkey 28 Oct 2011 | 03:30 am
A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into h...
Harvard vs. Yale 14 Sep 2011 | 03:16 am
Two gentleman walked into the men's locker room at their prestigious country club; one was wearing a Harvard jacket, the other a Yale pullover. After taking a leak, the Harvard man stopped to wash his...
And God Created Woman 30 Aug 2011 | 03:33 am
One fine morning in the Garden of Eden, God looked down upon Adam and noticed that he was looking glum. So the Lord said to Adam "What troubles you, my Son?" Adam looked up to God ad said "I'm lonely...
Johnny Has A Sweet Tooth 4 Jun 2011 | 08:24 am
One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local candy shop. As he approached, he realized it was his n...
