FUNNY NEW TWEETS TO USE AS YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE: 2 May 2013 | 01:30 am

____ *regrets commenting on popular Facebook post* (Emily Volman) ____ Dudes never post ˝I miss you˝ on each other's Facebook walls. (Jonathan Daniel Brown) ____ Glad to have been born into one of the...

IS IT TIME TO UNFRIEND THEM ON FACEBOOK? 25 Mar 2013 | 09:01 am

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TWEETS TO USE FOR YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATE 10 Aug 2012 | 02:39 pm

____ Reduce your Facebook friend total by half--simply unfriend anyone who inanely responds to any post about [x] with, "I don't like [x]." (MOJAVE PHONE BOOTH) ____ Get rid of the other half of your ...

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Oh, you hate Facebook? 2 May 2012 | 05:11 am

Funny tweets to use as your Facebook Status update: 27 Apr 2012 | 10:04 am

____ Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing. (michaelianblack) ____ Together, we can do amazing things, assuming you're about to do some amazing thin...

Tired of Facebook? 27 Apr 2012 | 09:45 am

FACEBOOK VERSUS GOOGLE + : 18 Apr 2012 | 03:09 pm

FUNNY PICTURE TO POST ON FACEBOOK: 26 Feb 2012 | 04:46 pm