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Bitch please, my straightener is hotter then you, and it’s off.. 9 Feb 2012 | 11:12 pm

Bitch please, my straightener is hotter then you, and it’s off..

before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!! 20 Dec 2011 | 05:54 am

thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” 20 Dec 2011 | 02:53 am

is wondering why his daughter’s diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises. 19 Dec 2011 | 04:53 am

says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 19 Dec 2011 | 02:52 am

dreams of a better world…where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) 18 Dec 2011 | 07:52 am

is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while 18 Dec 2011 | 02:51 am

used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she’s good at everything. 17 Dec 2011 | 06:51 am

feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. 17 Dec 2011 | 02:50 am

Apparently, it seems not everyone gets my sense of humor … like the cop who pulled me over today, to whom I replied, “Look officer, the drugs & bloody... 16 Dec 2011 | 05:49 am

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