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Underwear advertising is quite different depending on gender 27 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

This is so true! I watch TV and I question whether the commercial is trying to advertise fruit or underwear. I mean, it's very clear what female underwear commercials are trying to sell, but the men's...

Don't get in an elevator if the elevator isn't there 25 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

Well, isn't that a bit obvious. I guess this means someone has actually done that before so a warning was needed to prevent it from happening again. It must have been someone texting while boarding th...

Don't give names to things you're going to kill 25 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

The farmer tells the boy to run along, but I think the kid should run away. I guess we're all lucky we have names unlike boy #2. I think the farmer's waiting for the kid to get plump.

Rooftop parking helps make space 24 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

Oh man, how did that car get up there in the first place?! Oh well, at least you get a nice view from up there, right? The only problem is getting out of that parking spot.

Why guys don't need purses 24 Aug 2013 | 02:00 am

It's not fair! Guys have such big pockets and a lot of them, too. My jeans' pockets are only about three inches deep. I can barely fit my phone. Guy pockets are like Mary Poppins' bag!

Anchors sink, it's their only job 23 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

The guy's only stating the truth! I would have made the comment a private message instead, but at least the message got through and prevented the embarrassment of having that tattoo for a lifetime.

The chest hair bikini saves you money! 23 Aug 2013 | 02:00 am

Who needs a real bikini top when you can do this? Kidding aside, this man is hairy! Good thing that razor didn't go over the nipples, or else that'd be one bloody bikini top. It'd be pretty epic if he...

A kid aspires to be a dog 22 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

Well, at least he has a goal in life, right? Then again, who wouldn't want to be a dog? A dog gets food, water, baths, walks, and all that. Dogs don't even have to suffer through school or a job! What...

This is a cake for all occasions 22 Aug 2013 | 02:00 am

Generic cakes don't look that great decorations-wise, but it gets the job done! Besides, the cake most likely tastes good and that's what's important. It's perfect for many parties.

When school is two easy 21 Aug 2013 | 07:00 pm

Oh, the irony! I'm pretty sure school is hard enough if they think that school is "two" easy. These people should double check their spelling before broadcasting it!

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