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MTV Video Music Awards Recap: Miley Is A Whore, Gaga Is A Robot, Katy Is a Lesbian, And Taylor Is A Bitch 26 Aug 2013 | 09:50 pm

Katy Perry got attacked by rabid Monarch butterflies, Erin Wasson was actually invited somewhere, Miley Cyrus is what would happen if Gwen Stefani, Courtney Love, and a retarded lizard from the projec...

Has Lady Gaga Lost Her Edge? Seven Ways The “Applause” Video Is Derivative 20 Aug 2013 | 09:37 pm

If I wanted to sia crackwhore with crayons smeared all over her face, I could just go visit my niece in Florida. Is Lady Gaga a true original, or is she a random, molly-induced mash-up of Sia, Lit...

True Blood Goes Full Frontal: A Tribute To Alexander Skarsgard’s Penis 19 Aug 2013 | 10:35 pm

SPOILER ALERT: If you haven’t seen last night’s season finale of True Blood, Eric Northman finally reveals his rampant homosexuality by literally bursting into flames. First off, I dislike using the ...

VIDEO: Jiz And The Mammograms- Break Like A Hymen 18 Aug 2013 | 07:30 pm

We all remember the day our hymens broke. For some of us, it was pole-vaulting over an obstacle in gymnastics class or riding a horse bareback, for others, it was doing rectum gymnastics in the back o...

The Many Ugly Faces Of Project Runway 16 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm

Even Strawberry Shortbus and Morticia Adams don’t understand how they got on the show. They thought they were going to the Shady Tits Psychiatric Evaluation ward for observation after sodomizing the W...

VIDEO: Racist Cooking With Paula Deen 16 Aug 2013 | 07:30 pm

Unless you have been living under one of Chaz Bono’s discarded tits lately, you have probably heard about the hubbub surrounding Paula Deen and her racist remarks 30 years ago when her diabetes wasn’t...

The Men Of True Blood: A Comparison Of Naked Asses 15 Aug 2013 | 05:30 pm

The photo embedded above is a warning. There are bare-naked man-asses ahead. If you are at work, be cautious. If you are offended by bare asses, then you are reading the wrong fucking site. I don’t r...

The Naked Male Celebrity Trend: Ultimate Douche Justin Bieber, Nick Jonas, And Emblem3 14 Aug 2013 | 11:47 pm

This photo reads like a Breaking Bad Pro-Crystal Meth Campaign. From RIGHT to LEFT: 1) Before hitting the pipe- gainfully employed, married without sex for 2 years. 2) After 2 weeks of regular usag...

Today’s Craptions: Teenage Mutant Ninja Tranny, A Sock Thief, And The TWC Versus CBS Fiasco 9 Aug 2013 | 05:30 pm

We haven’t done any craptions of the day around here in a while, so today we are bringing a smorgasbord of topics so you can gorge hardcore like Justin Bieber at a medical marijuana dispensary disguis...

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