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Five years of Hayibo madness 1 Jan 2013 | 02:26 pm
We're gone but we're not forgotten. For five years we broke the news into lots of little pieces, leaving behind a bizarre, hilarious and downright scary record of the all the madness since 2008. And i...
OBITUARY NOTICE 14 Dec 2012 | 12:20 pm
Hayibo.com, aged 4 years and 11 months, passed away this morning after a long struggle with corporate apathy and creative overreach. Attended by family members, doctors, spokespeople with ludicrous na...
The Best of 2012 13 Dec 2012 | 02:00 pm
As satirical priests prepare to administer last rites to Hayibo.com, supporters and family members have gathered downstairs to share memories and eat slightly stale cucumber sandwiches. Here, then, ar...
Beares bears receive pants sponsorship, finally 12 Dec 2012 | 01:25 pm
The three bears affiliated with Beares furniture shop announced this morning that an anonymous donor had delivered three small pairs of trousers for them. “We couldn’t be happier,” said Bear 1. “For 8...
Hamba kahle, Hayibo… 11 Dec 2012 | 03:30 pm
The Mayans reckoned the world would end on December 21. For Hayibo, it's ending a week earlier (we've always been ahead of the curve). Yes, dear readers, we're terribly sad and sorry to tell you that ...
Global relief as Mayan apocalypse revealed as Maya the Bee apocalypse 11 Dec 2012 | 12:37 pm
Relieved historians and archaeologists say the world will not end on December 21. “We all thought the apocalypse was predicted by the Mayans, but new evidence suggests that what we found was in fact t...
ANC admits that Zuma is Pay-as-you-go President 10 Dec 2012 | 01:51 pm
The ANC has for the first time admitted that Jacob Zuma was not their first choice as leader, but that he “came free with a Pay-as-you-go starter pack” in 1994. “Yes, it's expensive and inefficient to...
World outraged as Christians claim Christmas celebrates birth of Jesus 7 Dec 2012 | 04:58 am
Consumers around the planet say they are sick and tired of Christians trying to claim Christmas as a celebration of the birth of Jesus. “The blatant opportunism of these morbid hippies is hurtful and ...
Masses say they want Zuma because they want Zuma 6 Dec 2012 | 03:03 pm
South Africa's masses say they want Jacob Zuma to have a second term because they want him to have a second term. Asked what Zuma had done to improve their lives, they ululated loudly before screaming...
Rhinos to be rebranded as unicorns so Chinese fear 777 years of bad luck 5 Dec 2012 | 01:27 pm
With rhino-poaching continuing unabated in South Africa, the Department of Environmental Affairs has announced a new strategy to combat the trade in rhino horns. “Strap a pair of wings on, dust them w...
