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You Are Here 27 Aug 2013 | 03:54 pm
For a moment, while walking my dog this morning and passing this corner, I felt I had been transported to the Twilight Zone (Visited 15 times, 15 visits today)
Bacon Man – Man of Bacon 27 Aug 2013 | 02:37 pm
People of humor, I come to you today with a problem. A dilemma, if you will and one of which I seek your help. When young Bill Y was growing up, he never once listened to anyone. Young Bill Y had no t...
Tom Denniss Close to Circumnavigating 27 Aug 2013 | 01:56 pm
TOM DENNISS CLOSE TO CIRCUMNAVIGATING To heck with Carmen Sandiego, where in the world is Tom Denniss? If you’re keeping up with your tomsnextstep.com and his Tom Tracker, you’ll know he’s back in A...
Aunt Lois Says: The Thigh’s the Limit 27 Aug 2013 | 07:17 am
So my daughter Julia is obsessed with thighs. Not as in “chicken thighs are on sale at the SuperMart so I filled my basement with them” obsessed, mind you. No, she’s obsessed with women’s thighs, espe...
Unicorn Bites 8/26/13 27 Aug 2013 | 06:15 am
Raising a 1-year-old is like dealing with a raccoon. I have to put the food out of reach and secure all trashcans. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 26, 2013 The best time to tell someone ...
The Lucky Foam Finger? 27 Aug 2013 | 04:52 am
Feeling good today. I’m as happy as a foam finger on Miley Cyrus’ hand. (Visited 11 times, 11 visits today)
Jim Meskimen Proves America’s Got Talent 27 Aug 2013 | 03:30 am
Actor and impressionist Jim Meskimen landed in the quarterfinals of America’s Got Talent this month by pretending to be someone else. While he didn’t win the competition, his winning talent has been k...
Avoid Vegas During Mime Time 27 Aug 2013 | 03:12 am
Here’s some advice: Don’t ever go to Las Vegas during a Mime Convention. Trust me. You won’t have a good time. Picture yourself at a blackjack table, preparing to double down while the guy at the next...
Breathing New Life to Life Alert 26 Aug 2013 | 10:39 pm
I caught another ”I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” Life Alert® commercial. The commercial has been on for years, but lately I noticed that the “stars” of the commercial are getting younger. No longer...
The Horse Whisperer 26 Aug 2013 | 10:28 pm
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