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Overheard: Please Let This Be An Innocent Three's Company Kind Of Misunderstanding 8 Aug 2013 | 03:14 am
Was just in the backyard, hanging out with my only friend the dog when I heard this conversation over the fence, a couple doors down. These people are in their 50s or 60s and I see the husband almost ...
I Could Watch This All Day 12 Jul 2013 | 05:11 am
I'll put a somewhat more meaningful post up later, but for now, this will do just fine: (Hover over the top-left of the clip to select the speaker and turn on the sound. If it still isn't coming thr....
This Post Is Pretty Much Just Videos 22 Jun 2013 | 12:47 am
... because words don't quite describe how great things are right this second. This is me right now: Totally happy, with exactly zero fucks to give. Why? Because 2012, the year that shat on my ches...
An Update For Those Who Still Accidentally Come To This Site 29 May 2013 | 04:42 am
Heyo! So, yesterday, my dog ran away. WHY DO ALL THE BOYS LEAVE ME? The back gate was somehow left open, I hadn't noticed, and Huck bounded out to freedom while I was inside - eating, n'est pas. When...
Meet The New Boy In My Life 26 Mar 2013 | 07:22 pm
I've become pretty darn lousy at this blog upkeep thing ... and I'm not sure if that's about to get worse or better ... because, now, I'm head-over-heels and all-consumed with a special someone. Meet...
Yes! We Have No Bikini Stories Today! 31 Jan 2013 | 01:33 am
I am back from vacation, all. And, yes, it was a dandy time even though the resort lacked the Argentinian football team that I was pinning all my slutty hopes and dreams on. Sigh. For shame. And sin...
Happy Birthday To My Mom! Now Let's All Look At Her Ass. 16 Jan 2013 | 11:00 pm
(My hot mamma, about 40 years ago. And, yes, she looks exactly the same now.) Happy Birthday to the best mom anyone could ask for!
I'm Basically The Worst Unemployed Person Ever 15 Jan 2013 | 01:58 am
Image Source: FunCheapSF ... because instead of refining my résumé for the millionth time and glumly living off of Sapporo Ichiban, I'm going to Mexico this week. HEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's my incredibly ...
The Year That Was 4 Jan 2013 | 09:58 pm
MAN HANDS is BACK! Hello. So, it's been a while, right? First, I want to thank everyone who commented or wrote to me over the past few months. I appreciate the notes. You're all dollies. I also apo...
An Excerpt From My Never-To-Be-Published Children's Book 5 Jul 2012 | 02:36 am
"Good morning, Jen!" said The Old Friendly House. "Good morning, House!" said Jen as she dressed to go to work. "It sure was nice when your parents were here visiting," said The Old Friendly House. ...
