Bye-bye Edinburgh festival 2013 20 Aug 2013 | 09:23 pm

Bye-bye Edinburgh Festival 2013, it was nice. Actually it was more than nice, I had a ball, apart from a few wobbles and paranoid sweats, it was probably the most mentally together I have ever been at...

I’m basting in my own juices here in South London 19 Jul 2013 | 02:34 pm

Hello you lot, are you stewing? I’m basting in my own juices here in South London, ‘oh innit hot’ etc. Yes, we’re having a heat-wave – mind you by the time I get round to getting this up on the websi...

It’s been a busy and fairly productive start to the summer 14 Jun 2013 | 02:12 pm

Hello yes, I’ve been most remiss, but the last blog was so exciting I didn’t want to let you down with dreary tales of nothing. As it happens, it’s been a busy and fairly productive start to the summe...

Video from Melbourne Comedy Festival 19 Apr 2013 | 06:28 pm

I have been away on a great fat adventure 16 Apr 2013 | 12:05 am

I have been away on a great fat adventure which I really needed and I really enjoyed – me and the old man went to Oz, I was gigging – it was a working holiday, the best kind of holiday, because you do...

Hello dear neglected website this is your mummy 11 Mar 2013 | 07:45 pm

Hello dear neglected website this is your mummy, apologizing for completely forgetting to tend to you recently! Not much of an excuse either, been a bit busy, been a bit up, been a bit down, been a bi...

Getting back in the swing of things… 21 Jan 2013 | 04:43 pm

Feel a bit more back in the swing of things, am writing and have done a couple of radios, I have also put together quite a lot of flat pack furniture, but that’s a long and complicated story that I ca...

Happy New Year! 2 Jan 2013 | 02:20 am

Yes it is the 1st of Jan and this blog is such an obvious attempt at starting the New Year off properly, that it’s a bit desperate. I don’t like New Year, it unnerves me, I always feel that the ‘clean...

The annual tour tragedy… 3 Dec 2012 | 02:56 pm

Been away for ages and I have become very fat, this is the annual tour tragedy, I set off on the road with all good intentions – swimming wherever I find a pool, gyming when possible and of course it ...

I’m hugely enjoying ‘Eclairious’ now 31 Oct 2012 | 11:31 pm

Hello, well I have to say, I’m hugely enjoying ‘Eclairious’ now, the wheels of the show feel oiled and she’s great fun to drive. Even Miss P, who is notoriously tricky to please saw the London gig at ...