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Life B.C. (Before Computers) 20 Sep 2012 | 12:30 pm
A little girl was watching her mother prepare a fish for dinner. Her mother cut the head and tail off the fish and then placed it into a baking pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the he...
The Dream Genie 19 Sep 2012 | 12:15 pm
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He’s crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all...
For The Ladies 18 Sep 2012 | 12:09 pm
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” “It depends,...
Through A Child’s Eyes 17 Sep 2012 | 12:02 pm
NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard...
I Wonder 16 Sep 2012 | 11:58 am
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead? Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone bel...
The 12 Pains of Christmas 15 Sep 2012 | 11:52 am
Chorus : The first thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Is finding a Christmas tree. The second thing at Christmas that’s such a pain to me: Husband (2): Rigging up the lights, C: And fin...
The ABCs of Aging 14 Sep 2012 | 11:48 am
A’s for arthritis; B’s the bad back, C’s the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can’t read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention,...
Man-guage 13 Sep 2012 | 02:53 pm
A guide to man language “I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “IT’S A G...
A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar 12 Sep 2012 | 02:34 pm
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender. When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill. ...
Marriage 11 Sep 2012 | 01:49 pm
1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence). 2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached. 3) Marriage is love. Love is bli...
