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Blonde father 26 Aug 2013 | 03:29 pm
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went ...
Magic beer 23 Aug 2013 | 10:49 am
So this guy walks into a bar and says, “Gve me two beers.” The bartender obliges him. The guy looks into his wallet and says, “Give me two more beers.” So the bartender gives him two more beers. Th...
Bad lawyer 21 Aug 2013 | 03:08 pm
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator. The post Bad lawyer appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes. Similar jokes in this blog: A blonde may be smarter than a lawyer Leech a...
Carrots and rabbits 19 Aug 2013 | 01:51 pm
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? The post Carrots and rabbits appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes. Similar jokes in this blog...
Fart is not allowed 16 Aug 2013 | 04:08 pm
Is it from pussy? There was an old man in a nursing home who always fell out of his wheelchair. Finally, the nurses decided to do something about it, so they appointed a nurse to watch him all the t...
How to confuse a blonde? 14 Aug 2013 | 06:17 pm
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator. The post How to confuse a blonde? appeared first on JokesLab Funniest Jokes. Similar jokes in this blog: Blonde on blonde ...
Not a flight instructor? 12 Aug 2013 | 08:05 am
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at t...
Doctor’s orders 9 Aug 2013 | 03:07 pm
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If...
Translating male phrases 7 Aug 2013 | 03:15 pm
“I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “It’s a guy thing.” Reall...
A day of a deer hunter 5 Aug 2013 | 06:36 am
Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00 A.M. Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 A.M. Throw everything but kitchen sink in camper. 3:00 A.M. Leave for deep woods. 3:15 A.M. Driv...
