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Madonna Is Soooooooooo Inspirational 16 Aug 2011 | 02:03 am
Like Madonna is like the most inspirational diva of all time for me. She doesn’t drink, she’s pretty (even at 68 or whatever her age is now), and she still has the body of a teenage girl. But what imp...
Happy Birthday To America 4 Jul 2011 | 05:58 am
So like tomorrow is the USA’s birthday. That’s awesome because I invited a bunch of my friends from trailer parks all over the city to come barbeque pigeons on my car engine. I celebrate in style, I k...
Kesha Got Hit By A Car Today! 16 Jun 2011 | 04:18 am
Some douche bag was driving his crappy Ferrari all fast and hit me as I was walking to my lovely Lambo. I mean, I have a right to walk through a parking lot without needing to look where I’m going. I...
7th Most Attractive 10 May 2011 | 09:56 pm
So we went out to this bar today and it was awesome. I got told I was the 7th most attractive “thing” in the room. Pretty sweet of him. I mean there were 3 other girls, 1 guy (guy who gave me the comp...
Kesha’s Barffitoff – The Alcoholic Drink of Champions 20 Apr 2011 | 05:05 pm
I’m Ke$ha, I drink, I’m not in denial so it’s not a problem. But recently I got into a massive legal battle royale with the Jack whiskey peoples because apparently 3 pallets of Jack whiskey delivered ...
Why I, Kesha, Like Looking Trashy 9 Apr 2011 | 04:09 am
First off all let’s get this thing straight, Kes$ha, (that’s me) hates personal hygiene. It’s harder for me to focus on hygiene than it is for Paris Hilton to focus on the man she’s with while she’s h...
I’m NOT getting married! 3 Apr 2011 | 06:50 am
It was all an April fool’s joke! My post “Kesha is getting married” was just my way of punking you guys, Aston Doucher style. I just hope no guys committed suicide because of it. I’m still on the mark...
Ke$ha is getting married!!! 2 Apr 2011 | 05:25 am
Oh yeah dudes and dudettes, I’m getting married!!! It’s so exciting. I’m finally doing it. I’m getting married, to whom? I don’t want to reveal his name just yet, but he is big, he’s strong, and he’s...
Heeeeey guys, Ke$ha here! 26 Mar 2011 | 02:55 am
It’s Ke$ha *hiccup* pooo here!!! I just got done with my *hiccup* “Blowjob” song…errr wait…I mean “Blow” song…yeah, that’s it…. aaaaand *hiccup* I know you all will love it so get out those credit ca...
I Dream of Gaga 16 Feb 2011 | 03:42 pm
Heeeeeeey peoples, yes you guesssssed it, I’m drunk agains. God, I wish sooooo bad that I had some talent. I just saw the new Lady Gaga video and she looks amazing! I mean, even with all the makeup, t...
