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Office Drone Strike 13 May 2013 | 08:40 pm
Michael wakes up to the sound of his alarm clock. After hitting the snooze button, he gets up to make a simple breakfast. Some oatmeal, maybe some eggs. Then it’s a quick shower and shave. Get dressed...
The Myth Of The Gentle Hero 14 Dec 2012 | 01:16 am
(Warning: Extreme nerd rambling ahead) So I was watching “Superman vs. The Elite” the other day. Yes, it is a cartoon. Yes, I am a grown man. And yes, it is a little sad. “You took the words right out...
X-Mas 3 Dec 2012 | 11:37 pm
X-mas Ah, it’s that time of year. When the snow starts to fall, families come together, and idiots bitch and moan about the abbreviation “Xmas”. Incidentally, this is the time of year where I buy lots...
Macaroni and Cheese Rap 12 Nov 2012 | 09:59 pm
Here’s a little rap about macaroni and cheese.
Snake Oil 21 Sep 2012 | 12:58 am
A couple hundred years ago, traveling salesmen used to ride around the country selling cure-all medicines and potions. They’d go from town to town, peddling a “wondrous snake oil” that would cure ever...
MyMusic Live show 30 Jul 2012 | 01:18 am
Sean Hill and I did a goofy freestyle battle on the MyMusic Live show recently:
Death Of The Apprentice 15 Jun 2012 | 01:58 am
Years ago, I read a biography on Bill Cosby. He’d done a stint in the Navy, dropped out of Temple University, and decided to become a comedian at age 23. His very first gig was at a bar where he got p...
Get vs. Give 25 May 2012 | 05:48 am
I have a nasty habit. “What, eating peanut butter out of the jar? That is pretty gross—“ No, not that. “Clipping your fingernails at red lights? That’s more weird than anything else—“ No, dammit! It’s...
Anger Is the Answer 11 Apr 2012 | 03:32 am
If you are a comedian, there is a phrase you said before you ever dared to pick up a microphone. Maybe it was to a friend, or under your breath, and quite probably in a cloud of alcohol. “I could do b...
Skin Deep 7 Apr 2012 | 04:36 am
So the internet is ablaze over this article: ‘Why Women Hate Me For Being Beautiful’ The author, Samantha Brick, lets us common folk know what it’s like to be incredibly gorgeous. Throughout my adult ...