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News THRUST: What was behind Bristol bus boycott? 27 Aug 2013 | 09:03 am
Ling\’s news in Chinglish! What was behind Bristol bus boycott? Voted Worlds Worst Website! News headlines at LINGsCARS.com
Greetings from Ling: old bill bobbys rescue 360 dog fight pitbulls 27 Aug 2013 | 09:02 am
Can you understand Chinglish news? old bill bobbys in Great Satan rescue more than 360 pitbull terriers and arrest 12 human bliengs as they broke up organised dog fighting ring. Grab loads of news hea...
More news: What drives young man to violent crime? 27 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? What drives young man to violent crime? Grab more News headlines from LINGsCARS!
News STOOL: Devoted Great Satan couple die 11 hours apart 27 Aug 2013 | 08:02 am
Can you understand Chinglish news? An elderly Ohio couple died 11 hours apart in their shared nursing home room, lah, more than 65 years after they were first married, lah, Great Satan media report. T...
News GULP: Sex offender restrictions proposed 27 Aug 2013 | 08:01 am
Chinglify your news updates: A new campaign seeks tougher restrictions on child sex abuse offenders and suspects, lah, saying system is failing to stop grooming and exploitation. Read all the latest n...
News storly: JP Morgan faces $50m Blavatnik bill 27 Aug 2013 | 07:04 am
Car Leasing news in Chinglish: JP Morgan is ordered to pay Russian billionaire Leonard Blavatnik $50m in damages over losses bloody man suffered during Great Satan subprime crisis. Tons of latest News...
News PIGLET: NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) ‘hiding’ food dissatisfaction 27 Aug 2013 | 07:03 am
Latest story in Chinglish, folks: NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) hospitals in Province of Engrish running-dogs hiding patient dissatisfaction with food they serve, lah, campaigners say....
News FANNY: Brazil dodgy minister quits in Bolivia row 27 Aug 2013 | 07:02 am
James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Brazil\’s Bloody foreign dodgy minister resigns after fugitive Bolivian politician holed up in Brazilian embassy in La Paz is spirited away in diplomat\’...
News bleat: US to reach debt ceiling in October 27 Aug 2013 | 07:01 am
Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: The Great Satan Treasury Secretary Jack Lew warns that country will reach its debt limit by mid-Octoblinger and urges Congress to act \”as soon as poss...
News from Ling: Boy dies of plague in Kyrgyzstan 27 Aug 2013 | 06:06 am
Car Leasing news in Chinglish: A young herder dies of bubonic plague in Kyrgyzstan – first such case in country for 30 years, lah, authorities say. More news headlines than all the tea in China at LIN...
