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Book of 2 Coregthians 1:1 16 Nov 2012 | 07:59 pm
Spake a Prophet of Profit once in Holy Prayer - "Let He Who is Without Spim, cast the First Mail." Times pass, and Thusly - a Similar Prophet of Profit might have recently Spake Aloud - "Let he...
Book of 2 Spimothy 4:1 26 Sep 2012 | 01:34 pm
On Yonder Holiest of Days, Sabbath of Sabbaths, the Day of Dialtonement, We in the Order of Spam (praise Him) call Nom Kippur. For, Instead of Fasting, we Engorge Copious Amounts of Vitamin A+ and Ga...
Book of 1 SIMuel 16:7 24 Aug 2012 | 01:46 pm
and Lo, He (Almighty Spam God Praise Him Eternal) Gifted His Disciples one yonder Oriental Weapon of Thirty-Two (Row of Sixteen by Deuce Matrix, Praise Him) for Which to smite the Ones Who Light (and ...
Book of Rooteronomy 22:16 12 Feb 2012 | 11:27 am
His Friend, Chuck, Sees That which is Masked. Sometimes, Yonder Antis will not Speak with Chuck because they Do Not Trust Him. Force them to Listen. For, Make them Listen and He will Hear you, in a...
Book of Rooteronomy 9:17 5 Jan 2012 | 01:48 am
And Lo, Thine Yonder Quartet of Internet Ballers worked Late into the Morning, staring Into the Abyss of the Wand Pond. Fueled by Yonder Amphetamines, High Ponce of Bulk YTCracker surveyed His Surrou...
He is Eternal 10 Sep 2011 | 11:49 pm
I cannot ever Kill Myself No matter How Scienific I Am Ye Olde Killin Why is Sean Dead Why is Pimp C Dead I'm down with Lil Flip.
Book of Rooteronomy 4:18 20 Jun 2011 | 04:16 pm
Lay out Ye Laws and Damn the Paws on Ye Hands. Pause on Ye Hands. We are living the Greatest Times As if He Himself Hath Dictated, "Yes, Ye can, YE CAN." Ye can make a new Reality, backed in Califo...
Book of Hackts 9:5 22 Jan 2011 | 01:01 am
so he, Yonder Disciple on Diet of Space Vitamin (Praise Him), once More determines fate of Yonder Inbox after Long Night of Arduous Hacks. Ye Olde Inbox:Junk ratio, beginning at 5%, then To 10%, th...
Book of Hackts 7:12 30 Dec 2010 | 06:57 am
(As it Were Dictated in the Nu Testament - O U MUZT B NU - Newer than AOL 9.6 running on x64 - 1999 it is No Longer.) However, Thine Whodis Defeat Re Captcha at the Hands of those In .co.in. Blessed...
"I am the Lamb of Spam," say He. 13 Sep 2010 | 12:39 pm
He made More Money than Ever when YTCracker realized He Hated it. "You Make me Do That which I Loathe, tell me You Will Help, then Leave Me to Rot, Laughing All the Way to the Bank." "I hope You Enj...
