From allesklar 26 Aug 2013 | 03:12 am

This started out as a comment on “wot’s this ….” from our good mate Allesklar. Yes!!! They already wish they hadn’t put him in the army. Now they’re going to wish they hadn’t put her in jail. Reme...

Law and Odour 25 Aug 2013 | 10:45 pm

Police raid their local Indian Takeaway for the third time this week – by our crime reporter. Squad car calls to investigate exotic smells emanating from takeaway kitchen window – leaves with suspect...

Piss Poor Pissers Penalised 22 Aug 2013 | 12:32 pm

Bad news for guys in China who get ‘caught short’ while out and about Starting next month, If they use a public urinal, they will be fined 100 yuan if they ‘miss’ the bowl Details as sketchy as to h...

Running on Empty 22 Aug 2013 | 08:48 am

Now far be it for me – a law-abiding (mostly) citizen – to dare offer advice to felons But, c’mon guys There are some things that are just plain common-sense Like make sure your getaway car can get...

Magic Beard 21 Aug 2013 | 11:09 pm

Who knew a beard possessed so much potential for entertainment ? I’m off now to get in a bit of practice – my beard has been seriously under-employed all these past years !

Caption this . . . 21 Aug 2013 | 01:42 pm

Flaming Nipples leads to Building Evacuation 21 Aug 2013 | 12:17 pm

Hundred of people had to be evacuated from a building in Dundee and firefighters called out when this girl’s act set off smoke alarms (http://tinyurl.com/kzhdhjx) Warning : Do not try this at home, g...

Who vs Whom : Who Cares ? 21 Aug 2013 | 08:45 am

Our resident grammar geek on Madhatters – Nobblysan – will have no need to read this post but those of us who agonize over whether to use ‘who’ or ‘whom’ in a sentence may find this article helpful - ...

Raksha Bandhan 20 Aug 2013 | 11:00 pm

One of the things I love about living in a multi-cultural city like Birmingham is the exposure to the customs and celebrations of different peoples Today, for instance, is Raksha Bandhan – a day Hind...

5 x 14 = 25 20 Aug 2013 | 08:47 am

Damn, I’ve been doing it wrong all my life Can’t believe how dumb my maths teachers were !