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Thag not wear hair gel! 27 Aug 2013 | 04:30 pm
If he were honest, Thag would say that his affair with the nubile Vunga, the half-daughter of the shaman, could not last forever. Not only was she was at least ten years younger, but eventually the Th...
Thag do art! 26 Aug 2013 | 04:26 pm
Ever since he’d started making the cave paintings, Thag had noticed that the women in the Thunka Grunka clan had been looking at him differently. Perhaps it was his position as the leader of the hunti...
The Bellerephon Problem 23 Aug 2013 | 06:11 pm
After murdering his brother for eating all the Cheetos, Bellerephon was exiled from Corinth. (A city famed for its Elvis impersonators and Class 5 Full-Roaming Vapor Ghosts.) Then his luck turned for ...
Ask General Kang: I Have No Hair Follicles On My Head. Will This Hurt My Ability to Reproduce? 22 Aug 2013 | 10:35 pm
This is a touchy question, particularly for a hirsute (and handsome) bugger such as myself. The answer is no. I can think of no instance when hair follicles are any way connected to reproductive organ...
Thag scared at that time of month! 21 Aug 2013 | 04:00 pm
Thag whistled while he packed for the next trip. He liked to organize short hunting expeditions for a certain week of the month — even if there was little chance of finding game — as it was a good ide...
Thag not grok god! 20 Aug 2013 | 06:12 pm
The natural world was not a mystery — when it rained, they got wet. If they were in the mountains, rain was dangerous because it would swell the streams, making them difficult or impossible to cross. ...
Thag do meditation! 19 Aug 2013 | 07:39 pm
Every morning before they started the hunt, Thag would sit down away from the others, close his eyes, and listen to the wind. It was more than that, but that is what he told the other hunters. Really ...
Remembering The Beard Wars 15 Aug 2013 | 08:14 pm
by Mark A. Rayner “Captain Chiggerson, can you hear me? Captain?” “I can hear you! I’m blind, not deaf.” “Sorry Captain, but you didn’t seem to be responding,” the historian asked. He was a young man,...
Thag want be millionaire! 14 Aug 2013 | 06:29 pm
It had been an unlucky hunting season. First of all, their big man, Grunk, got himself gored by a woolly rhinoceros in the first week of the expedition. Grunk — always the big swinging dick that Grunk...
Engineering an obesity epidemic 13 Aug 2013 | 04:52 pm
How would you react if I told you it wasn’t your fault you’re fat? Not entirely, anyway. Not the way that the medical profession or society at large would have you believe. At least part of your spare...
