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Parc Avenue Tonight 14 Jan 2013 | 11:46 pm
Parc Avenue Tonight is a hip new internet talkshow. Join dashing host Dimitrios Koussioulas as he interviews some of the unique and creative people that live, work and play in Montreal’s trendy Mile E...
Nut Muncher 29 Aug 2011 | 04:01 pm
Let’s talk about Alpine Marmots. Not only are they cute as a huge furry button, they’re also the largest species of squirrel, with the major fatass Marmots reaching upwards of twenty pounds! As ador...
Restauronicle, 1st Entry 29 Aug 2011 | 11:18 am
Someday, I’d like to have my own restaurant. A cozy place where I can cook for my friends, be creative everyday and have a bunch of immigrants wash my dishes. But I’d want my restaurant to be unique, ...
Wedding Predictions #0820: Annie and Menno 23 Aug 2011 | 06:01 pm
Click here to view the embedded video. Back in the early nineties, we had predicted that our friends Annie and Menno would one day tie the knot. At the time, we were producing thousands of predictive...
A letter to Feather Industries 17 Aug 2011 | 04:01 pm
“Down-town Toronto! Do away with bad sleep: duvet with good sleep. Don’t put down down. Get down with down, down-town Toronto!” I’ve got about a hundred other slogans and ad copy for you guys. But, h...
Vampenis Bat 16 Aug 2011 | 05:51 pm
Bats are the only mammals capable of true, sustained flight. What’s that you say? “But Kyle, as handsome as you are, I think you’ve forgotten about the Flying Squirrel!” Not so! While you do have a ...
Train in (dick)Vein 6 Aug 2011 | 06:35 am
A small crowd gathers, and the members of it look intently at a beautiful miniature landscape lit from a radiant blue sky. There are men, women and children in the crowd – the youngest standing on lon...
A gift from KC Fortune Cookie Factory 4 Aug 2011 | 06:29 am
Hey kids! Check it out: a letter with mandarin oranges for postage stamps… It can only mean one thing: a gift coming all the way from the far east! The farthest east of all: Minneapolis, USA! It work...
A letter to the Canadian Carwash Association 30 Jul 2011 | 04:01 pm
My friends and I have a bet going. How many times has it happened: at your office Holiday Gift Exchange party, someone receives the gift of a calendar filled with images of bikini babes washing some d...
A response from KC Fortune Cookie Factory 27 Jul 2011 | 04:01 pm
KC Fortune Cookie Factory got back to me pronto via email. Chairman Kwan did not respond himself (which is a real disappointment to me), but instead left it up to his marketing department – more evide...
