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Bad Ads, Cont. 27 Aug 2013 | 06:00 am
The fussy hussy wears Tussy? (Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns) Filed under: Badvertising, sexism
Coach Dave stands up for Hate Speech 27 Aug 2013 | 05:30 am
Recently fired Coach Dave wants to remind everyone that you cannot live in this world without being offended. And then reminds Xristian Xrazies that the secular world is out to offend them. Filed unde...
Happy Hour News Briefs 27 Aug 2013 | 05:00 am
News that will drive you to drink Rev. Fishsticks likes him some godless commie Russian authoritarianism. The old, college grift - Hey guys, remember when short-fingered vulgarian The Donald started a...
Midday Palate Cleanser 26 Aug 2013 | 11:53 pm
I think Inspector Clouseau could catch this cat burgler. “Damn, I thought the Meow Mix was in this drawer.” Filed under: Palate Cleansers
News Briefs 26 Aug 2013 | 07:53 pm
News you can use all day (Petunia and Pals) Gomer has a plan to fix the GOP’s reputation on Healthcare: just cure cancer. Big Pharma just plotzed and the American Cancer Society tore up the check to h...
SD: It’s not the heat? 26 Aug 2013 | 06:45 am
Sweet mother of baby Jeebus, is the city of San Diego competing with South Carolina? A possible Republican candidate for ex-San Diego Mayor Bob Filner’s office must first explain why multiple people r...
House Keeping 5: Tengrain Strikes Back! 26 Aug 2013 | 01:11 am
Instead of going offline and working on it over the course of a month, I’ll be rolling out incremental changes, but the first big change is to get rid of the magazine layout. Filed under: The Small Pr...
House Keeping 4: Revenge of the Scissorheads 25 Aug 2013 | 08:46 pm
OK, I get it: you really hate the new magazine layout. Change is in the works… stay tuned. Filed under: The Small Print
The Morning Quote 25 Aug 2013 | 08:35 pm
Fester speaks as well as he manages: Ballmer, who has been with Microsoft since its earliest days, said his proudest accomplishment during that time was taking part in its growth — from about 30 emplo...
Bed Side Reading, Cont. 25 Aug 2013 | 06:00 am
Don’t tell Glenn Greenwald about this! Filed under: Bedside Reading
