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Mommy Needs Vodka MEETS Mommy Needs Merlot 4 May 2013 | 07:36 am

I have a confession to make. Before I had the kidlets, I was often annoyed when someone else's kid acted up in public, imposing their caterwauling on my annoyed ears at the supermarket, post office, o...

5 Reasons Why Your New Year’s Resolutions Failed by Mid January 17 Feb 2013 | 02:03 pm

I’m all Grumpy Cat about the New Year thing. There’s the pressure of forced fun on NY’s Eve, and I've never seen the logic behind paying $20 to get into a bar I can go to for free any other night of ...

Funny Facebook Pages - Mommy Needs Vodka SHARES Laughter, Funniest Pages & More! 25 Oct 2012 | 04:06 pm

polyvore.com So I've finally gotten my Facebook  page up and running. Sure, a page existed before, but I'm actually posting to it now. Why? Because, while I love many of the trite platitudes that co...

Ebay Suspends Sales of Alcohol Related "Collectible" Items 22 Sep 2012 | 06:00 pm

Absolute Insanity: "Ebay Buying and selling activity temporarily suspended for select alcohol-related collectible items"  http://neatdesigns.com (X was put there by me)  Whoa! Okay, so Ebay has...

Want a Good Laugh? My Shameless Plug to Get Pinterest Followers! 27 Aug 2012 | 04:59 am

Join me in making fun of ourselves and the rest of the world! I just joined Pinterest. I know, I'm behind the times. But actually I've been on Pinterest a few months now and decided to create a Pinte...

5 Ways To Get Your Family and Friends to Read Your Blog 23 Aug 2012 | 06:06 am

So, we know this already: We all blog for different reasons. Usually it’s one of these: To get free shit Recognition (i.e., “I EXIST, WORLD!) Blow off steam Catharsis Hopes of making it rich a...

A Former Co-Worker is Stalking my 'Anon' Blog 15 Aug 2012 | 04:58 pm

Ok, so I’ve known about this for some time now. An audit was done of our department’s online activities, and this blog showed up as one of the websites I frequented. And probably posted to. (AFTER th...

Reasons Why I Don’t Like My Child’s Teacher 21 Dec 2011 | 06:58 am

Reasons I Don’t Like My Child’s Teacher (c) transformnation.com  To be honest, I don't like my son's teacher. I'd love your mommy input because this mommy needs to know: am I being a picky bitch...

My Son's Teacher is an Idiot 20 Dec 2011 | 10:46 am

Alright, so I get this call last week from my son's teacher: "Hi! How are you doing?" Me: "You're about to tell me." Her: "Well, we had a little problem today..." in her serious, purring voice. I'm...

10 Tips for Taking an Accurate Home Pregnancy Test 24 Sep 2011 | 06:41 am

This post is part of my series, My Infertility Journey. I wrote about my first IUI, the agonizing two week wait (2ww for us Stirrup Queens!) and now, some advice about the quickest and most accurate w...

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