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Mr Penguin 14 Aug 2013 | 04:33 pm

In the zoo Mr Penguin announced that he wanted a divorce. He told the assembled penguins that Mrs Penguin had tied him to the gallows of marriage and was squeezing the life from his shiny black and wh...

Red Postbox at Windsor 20 Jan 2013 | 03:31 pm

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Horseburgers at Tesco 16 Jan 2013 | 02:32 pm

  16 January 2013 - Investigations are under way to try to find out how beefburgers on sale in Tesco became contaminated with horsemeat. Horsemeat accounted for approximately 29% of the meat content i...

Casual racism 21 Dec 2012 | 02:29 pm

The Japanese lad who moved in down our street was known as Eric, although I can’t remember his real name. John from 3 doors up persuaded him to name his new dog Rocky, much to our amusement as pronoun...

I say I say I say, my wife went to hospital in Malaysia 2 Sep 2011 | 09:20 pm

I say I say I say, my wife went to hospital in Malaysia. kuala lumpur? No, she got hit on the head by an Orangutan ithankyou

How to hate the English 1 Sep 2011 | 04:30 am

Where do we start? The population is riven by petty factionalism and auto-castrated by class angst. Our kids think a pair of trainers and a flat screen telly are the apogee of modern culture. We live...

Wikileaks reveals how many people were set to be saved 22 May 2011 | 08:36 pm

Documents published on wikileaks this morning show the percentage of populations around the world who were set to be lifted to heaven in yesterday’s aborted ‘Rapture’ Event. The map was released to A...

Rapture postponed due to ‘technical difficulties’ 22 May 2011 | 08:04 pm

Last nights planned Rapture (as prophesised in the book of Ezekiel and by Harold Camping (89) of Alameda California) was postponed due to technical difficulties according to a spokesman. We called he...

On Poverty… 18 Mar 2011 | 08:32 pm

“Give a starving man a sack of flower and he can feed his family for a week, but give him a picture of a hat wearing  psychedellic space goat with a long beard being admired by the prime minister and ...

Anger Management 18 Mar 2011 | 08:20 pm

Drawn way too early in the morning.

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