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Fun. 12 Aug 2013 | 05:22 pm
The whole "18 Summers" thing has completely wrecked my parenting. You know, the "you've only got them for this long until they leave the nest and you're miserable so get off your fucking phone and pla...
If the shoe doesn't fit, throw it. 6 Aug 2013 | 10:15 pm
My littlest one has never really liked wearing shoes, but lately, she's been taking them off in public. And then refusing to put them back on. This is fine if you're at, say, the beach. Or, a grassy k...
Language arts. 30 Jul 2013 | 07:54 pm
I try to take the questionable language my kids sometimes use in stride. So while a fresh, sassy mouth will get you a quick send-off to the corner, a random "sucks" or "what the hell" doesn't really b...
Free birth control aka my trip to Wegman's and Sports Authority last night 27 Jul 2013 | 02:00 pm
Last night I decided it might be fun to go out to dinner at Wegman's, followed by Sports Authority and then Home Depot, which is not something out of the ordinary for people with no children, but gene...
Home. 23 Jul 2013 | 07:25 pm
There's a dark green carpet in my new family room that is already my nemesis. I suppose any color carpet and four kids is a terrible combination, like beer and tequila and that one night at the dance ...
Because who couldn't use $20,000? 19 Jul 2013 | 05:49 pm
I interrupt the massive unpacking in 2910 degree heat (because, hey, why not move on the HOTTEST week in history, or something like that) to tell you about a cool thing from my sponsor Happy Family. R...
The Big Change 17 Jul 2013 | 04:31 pm
We've lived in Atlanta for almost seven years now, arriving back in 2007 in the middle of a southern summer, with a toddler and baby who couldn't even crawl, thrilled to be escaping my in-laws' house ...
How to get your kids to eat vegetables 10 Jul 2013 | 02:00 pm
A long time ago, I discovered that I could get Drew to eat vegetables if I lied. Well, not completely lying. I call it being "creative." And really, let's be honest here. The Jedis could have actually...
Nine. 7 Jul 2013 | 05:50 pm
This is how my daughter looked when I started writing this blog, just under eight years ago. When I was still reeling over the shock of a baby. ONE TINY BABY. Oh WOE IS ME she won't sleep and OUCH MY ...
Just beachy 18 Jun 2013 | 08:56 pm
The beach and I are synced up like high school girls apparently because everytime I go, I have my period. The IUD has already caused enough interesting issues with that time of the month (said "ISSSSU...
