Lesbians in My Soup: How I Landed My New Job 6 Aug 2012 | 03:09 am

I make a guest appearance over at Katy's "Lesbians in My Soup" blog. Who knew that I was the villain all along? Check it out, maybe.

Texas House passes loser pays- no amendments, no debate 10 May 2011 | 02:36 pm

I love Texas, and I’ve never threatened this before – but if this passes and stands up in court, I will leave the state. What it would essentially do is make citizens lives legally subject to the whi...

Texas House passes loser pays- no amendments, no debate 10 May 2011 | 10:36 am

I love Texas, and I’ve never threatened this before – but if this passes and stands up in court, I will leave the state. What it would essentially do is make citizens lives legally subject to the whi...

Forget arguing over whether bin Laden is actually DEAD. I’m not convinced he was ever alive. My guess? Last night, the dummy the government has been u... 3 May 2011 | 04:56 am

So… if my math is correct, it only took President Obama three days longer to find Osama bin Laden than it took him to find his own birth certificate. 2 May 2011 | 04:00 pm

Hey, gang! I know I’ve been M.I.A. lately. I’m not gone; I’m just, um… taking care of a few things. Thanks for noticing! 19 Jan 2011 | 11:38 am

R.I.P. Don Van Vliet, a/k/a Captain Beefheart (1941-2010) 18 Dec 2010 | 12:05 pm

Thanks for the sounds and the colors, Captain. My mind is a whole lot less linear because of you.

A Great Day for Freedom 11 Nov 2010 | 02:12 pm

“Water is the strong stuff It carries whales and ships But water is the wrong stuff Don’t let it get past your lips It rots your books and wets your suits Puts aches in all your bones Dilute the...

Jiminy Cricket & the Jumper Man 24 Oct 2010 | 12:18 pm

And the moon over Houston, it was full. Or else the moon over Houston, it was almost full, anyway. Nearly there. Trying hard. Close enough to full to where an untrained eye could not tell this unfull...

Jiminy Cricket & the Jumper Man 24 Oct 2010 | 08:18 am

And the moon over Houston, it was full. Or else the moon over Houston, it was almost full, anyway. Nearly there. Trying hard. Close enough to full to where an untrained eye could not tell this unfull...