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Republican Terrible Two’s 24 Aug 2013 | 03:00 am
Republican Terrible Two’s Photo: courtesy breaktaker.com WASHINGTON (Nedelman Report) — Eighty house Republicans simultaneously suffered a bout of the “terrible two’s” and requested John Boehner shu...
GOP: We Don’ Need No Stinkin’ New Mexican-American Citizens 21 Aug 2013 | 12:02 am
14.00 Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Republican Congressman Bob Goodlatte stops path to citizenship WASHINGTON, DC (Nedelman Report) — House GOP obstructionists embraced the...
The Stinkin’ GOP Treasure of Sierra Tawdry 17 Aug 2013 | 01:06 am
Reince Priebus and the RNC find free press objectionable BOSTON (Nedelman Report) –Chairman of the RNC, Reince Priebus, declared that the RNC decided to severely punish NBC News and CNN for NBC Enter...
Bachmann Not Running – Collective IQ of Congress Projected to Rise 29 May 2013 | 09:47 pm
WASHINGTON (Nedelman Report) Demonstrating her consistent inconsistency, after running TV ads this month for her re-election to Congress in 2014, Tea Party darling, Michele Bachmann, announced that sh...
Rand Paul Polls Higher Than God with Tea Party Evangelicals 17 May 2013 | 10:56 pm
Televangelists and evangelical Christian ministers nationwide were stunned with the results of a recent Gallop poll in which Tea Party favorite Rand Paul polled higher than God in likability by 96.7% ...
Pope: Take This Job and …. 11 Feb 2013 | 11:38 pm
Country & Western singer, Johnny Paycheck, twanged his way into the American workingman’s heart with the lyrics: “Take this job and shove it I ain’t workin’ here no more” Pope Benedict XVI, a secret c...
Republicans: “We Own Your Genitals” 6 Feb 2013 | 11:15 pm
After being rejected decisively and losing the 2012 elections, Republicans completed their soul-searching and issued a terse, one-line comprehensive policy statement: “We still own your genitals.” Joh...
Republican Introspection and Other Laughs 26 Jan 2013 | 12:54 am
CHARLOTTE, NC (Nedelman Report) The Republican National Committee (RNC) is currently gathered in Charlotte to do a poste mortem on the disastrous Republican fall election campaign. To underscore the...
Mitch McConnell Made Honorary Galapagos Tortoise 12 Dec 2012 | 10:20 pm
GALAPAGOS ISLANDS (The Nedelman Report) Senate Republican minority leader, Mitch McConnell, has been named an honorary Galapagos tortoise by the president World Turtle Society, Sir Ian Cooter. Sir...
Ryan Channels Ayn Rand On the Poor for 2016 7 Dec 2012 | 02:44 am
WASHINGTON (The Nedelman Report) Senator Paul Ryan further distanced himself from his losing-big running mate, Mitt Romney, by declaring he was now proposing a new federal program for special educa...
