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Look Back On This Moment With Fertilize 27 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Car | Destin, FL, USA (I have recently switched to a mail order pharmacy, and because of the change I am going to be without my birth control pill for about a week. I discuss this with my boyfriend. ...
The Cake Was Not A Lie 27 Aug 2013 | 12:00 am
Bakery | Atlanta, GA, USA (It’s Valentine’s Day. The bakery that I work at is flooded with couples on dates. At the end of my shift around 7 pm, I’m about to leave when I notice a girl sitting alone,...
Cut That Hair And There Will Be Hell(sing) To Pay 26 Aug 2013 | 11:00 pm
Home | USA (My fiancé and I are arguing about his hair. It is very long and black, but he wants to cut it all off.) Fiancé: “But it gets everywhere, and takes forever to wash!” Me: “Please don’t. I...
Personality Disorder 26 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Home | Yardley, PA, USA (I think of myself as a Type A personality—a person requiring organization and easily stressed. My girlfriend disagrees, because I tend to be more relaxed in her presence.) M...
Lust, And Other Drugs 26 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Bar | Cardiff, Wales, UK (I overhear a guy trying to hit on a girl while I am sat at the bar.) Guy: “So, what do you do for a living?” Girl: “I’m a anesthetist.” Guy: *cheesy grin* “So, can you hy...
Time To Engage With Reality 25 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Home | England, UK (We have just gotten home from work, and are chatting about our day.) Girlfriend: “You know that girl I work with, [name]?” Me: “The one who keeps getting engaged to people she b...
The Tunnel Is A No-Rainer 25 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Car | San Diego, CA, USA (My wife and I are driving. She is extremely smart, but has REALLY dumb moments.) Wife: “Wow, it’s raining really hard!” (We keep driving. A little while later, we go into ...
All Yards Are Equal 24 Aug 2013 | 10:00 pm
Outdoors | Chicago, IL, USA (I’m visiting my partner, and walk the dog for her. The dog poops in someone’s yard. I clean it up, but the homeowner comes out and yells at me. I’m explaining this to my ...
Bone Phone 24 Aug 2013 | 09:00 pm
Home | TX, USA (My fiancée and I are at a friend’s house. Since her outfit lacks pockets, I have her cell phone in my pocket. It starts ringing and vibrating.) Me: “Love?” *give her a smouldering lo...
Acting Sickly Sweet, Part 2 24 Aug 2013 | 12:00 am
Home | USA (My fiancé has a medical condition which causes him to be sick frequently. For once, I get sick and am begging him to take care of me.) Me: “Can you make me some tea? My tummy feels icky....
