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U.S. warns Miley Cyrus over undeniable 'twerk' attack 27 Aug 2013 | 05:43 pm
Offended U.S. citizens expressed outrage Monday saying they believe Miley Cyrus was responsible for using a sexually charged Video Music Awards attack against impressionable minds Sunday in what they ...
Knox County Sheriff fails to catch them old Duke boys 25 Aug 2013 | 09:57 pm
Knox County Sheriff Rosco Purvis Jimmy John J.J. Johnny James Jones announced today that his office has once again failed to capture them old Duke boys. Johnny James Jones recently hatched a scheme wi...
Downtown superhero community upset at ban on masks 23 Aug 2013 | 06:01 pm
When an arachnid-themed superhero spun his webs in downtown Knoxville earlier this month, the last thing he expected was a $114 ticket. But that's exactly what the web-slinger received from the police...
S'more-beard peace talks stall 22 Aug 2013 | 06:01 pm
Peace talks on Ronald Ivan's face between an unruly beard and a batch of freshly prepared s'mores have stalled again, according to the rebel s'mores, who report the beard has left the talks. The negot...
James White Parkway extension could feature four roads in one, TDOT says 20 Aug 2013 | 05:51 pm
Sources at the Tennessee Department of Transportation today said that a proposed extension of James White Parkway could become a road within a road within a road within a road. TDOT officials have del...
New Vols' uniforms rescued from fog 18 Aug 2013 | 07:43 pm
East Tennessee safety officials are urging smokey-colored clothing to watch out for thick fog in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, after the Volunteers' new football uniforms were reported miss...
Knoxville rat not much of a chef 16 Aug 2013 | 05:57 pm
According to a Knoxville homeowner, a medium-sized rodent residing in a hole chewed into the wall of her East Tennessee pantry can't cook worth for nothing. Greta Rhyne, 57, told friends and neighbor...
New chemistry teacher probably not meth cook 15 Aug 2013 | 05:52 pm
Students of a new East Tennessee AP Chemistry teacher announced today that Mr. Samuels is probably not a meth cook, but just a dumpy, middle-aged man. The news came just days after classes had resumed...
Tennessee judge changes baby's name from 'Messiah' to 'Judges Can Do Whatever They Want Ha Ha Ha' 13 Aug 2013 | 05:36 pm
An East Tennessee judge last week ordered a 7-month-old boy's name changed from "Messiah" to "Judges Can Do Whatever They Want Ha Ha Ha." The name change was ordered by a child support magistrate for ...
Giant Chattanooga crosses not as impressive as Tower of Babel, God says 11 Aug 2013 | 06:47 pm
The Almighty Creator of the Heavens and the Earth today announced that a 125-foot high cross and two adjacent 100-foot crosses erected by a Chattanooga church are not nearly as impressive as the Tower...
