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Further Adventures of the Medical Marvel 25 Jul 2013 | 06:27 pm
I am a well-documented medical marvel. I have been written about in at least two official medical journal thingies. I have been studied, y’all. Because I don’t just get “sick,” I get bronchitis. I don...
A week gone by 15 Jul 2013 | 08:27 pm
So, as of right about NOW, I’ve had these new hearing aids for a week. IT HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD WEEK. Being able to hear is nice, but this adjustment period has been less nice. The technology is so … Co...
Ear Robots 9 Jul 2013 | 07:08 pm
In the spring of 2006, I finally got over myself and got hearing aids. I hated them, and resented nearly every second I wore them because (at the time) I was only 31 years old and to have to wear … Co...
What the hell? 22 Jun 2013 | 02:51 am
Today was the first day of summer and one of the only weekdays this summer where Jillian and I have nothing at all that we need to do. We decided to have adventures, which included sweeping and moppin...
Reading Something For The First Time 12 Jun 2013 | 06:12 pm
The Jillian has finally learned to read. By that, I mean she can read actual books, by herself, TO HERSELF (that last is v. important). She's able to follow a more complex storyline and characterizati...
A conversation 9 Jun 2013 | 05:56 am
[In the car, a Rush song comes on the radio.] Me: What the hell is this song? It's definitely early Rush. First album. [there is cowbell] Him: No, I think this is on Moving Pictures. Me: No way. This...
A conversation 9 Jun 2013 | 05:56 am
[In the car, a Rush song comes on the radio.] Me: What the hell is this song? It's definitely early Rush. First album. [there is cowbell] Him: No, I think this is on Moving Pictures. Me: No way. This...
Five Best on Friday 7 Jun 2013 | 05:52 pm
I love to make lists. I even have a list of things I need to make lists for. With that in mind, I'd like to present to you the Five Best on Friday. I would like for this to be … Continue reading →
Five Best on Friday 7 Jun 2013 | 05:52 pm
I love to make lists. I even have a list of things I need to make lists for. With that in mind, I'd like to present to you the Five Best on Friday. I would like for this to be … Continue reading →
A rant 5 Jun 2013 | 10:10 pm
Fuck you, oven. Who is the fucking drunk cokehead who invented this particular piece of shitty machinery? I'd like to find that guy (because YOU CAN TELL it was a dude) and kick him right in the dick....