It’s National Dog Day 27 Aug 2013 | 05:55 am

I texted that pic to Rupert and he said, “Uhhh, thanks for texting me Primo’s pecker.” I said IT’S NOT HIS PECKER, IT’S HIS SWEET BELLY AND RABBIT ARMS and then I looked at the picture again and okay,...

I need an intervention 22 Aug 2013 | 09:52 pm

Target, man. I just can’t quit it. I’ve passed at least five thousand hours inside various Target stores in the month that I’ve been back in America (not to mention WalMart and CVS and the Ulta store)...

Deep thoughts 21 Aug 2013 | 08:40 pm

It creeps me out when Primo makes eye contact with me while he’s pooping. But then I realize the only way I know he’s making eye contact with me while he’s pooping is because I’m making eye contact wi...

His expectations are exceeded by Kong 9 Aug 2013 | 08:50 pm

I’ve known about Kongs for years but never got one for my past dogs for some reason, that reason being I’m too dumb to know what is awesome and what is not, but lucky for Primo I’m less dumb than I us...

Damn, I love this country 1 Aug 2013 | 09:53 pm

One of the most startling revelations of moving back to the U.S. is the ubiquitous friendliness and I’m rolling around in it like a dog in fresh grass, probably even embarrassing myself by being so fr...

Happiness on legs 30 Jul 2013 | 10:25 pm

I promise this won’t become an all-dog-all-the-time blog but this good boy is just too sparkly right now not to share. I’m not sure why the videos look ten times crappier after I load them to YouTube...

He loves everything all of the time 29 Jul 2013 | 09:17 pm

Looking for a house to buy has become my full-time job and it’s a pain in the ass, especially without “Rupert”, because I hate choosing for both of us and also, I may be too picky but we’ve spent the ...

He met some donkeys 24 Jul 2013 | 09:48 am

My parents live in Fort Worth, but though they’re surrounded by brand new suburban subdivisions, they still have neighbors with horses and also, donkeys. I think it’s safe to assume that Primo didn’t ...

HELLO AMERICA 21 Jul 2013 | 10:11 am

Five hours 20 Jul 2013 | 02:17 am

Had to abandon the daily countdown because too much to do. Now it’s Friday night, 11 p.m. Italy time, and we have to leave for the Turin airport at 4 a.m. Rupert will drive me and Primo there and he’s...