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Findus ‘Beef Lasagne’ — Yum Yum — Stop horseing around 12 Feb 2013 | 06:14 am
What a turn-up! This cheap shit is full of cheap shit! Hold the front page. Findus ‘beef lasagne’ – ‘find us’ in the freezer aisle – err knacker’s yard. Seconds anyone?
Nose-bag at number 10 27 Mar 2012 | 07:05 am
so dave and sam invited a few well-heeled philanthropes for pizza and pino grigio in their swish downing street living quarters to show their appreciation for helping him to nearly win an election whi...
susan “two jackets” watts — watts goin’ on? 11 Mar 2012 | 04:38 am
i need a word about bbc newsnight’s interesting science editor and more specifically her eclectic wardrobe. as a bit of a fashion victim myself i’m only to aware of the danger that my adoring public ...
greek tragedy or feta complis — you choose 4 Nov 2011 | 03:49 am
beware of greeks negotiating in bad faith with the charming angela and nicholas? surely not? (can’t be bothered to crowbar-in olive branches or wooden horses, sozz) anyway here’s those proposed refer...
Liam Fox — just for fun 11 Oct 2011 | 11:22 pm
okay, let me riddle you a riddle. how many ill-advised trips does it take to get from imbruglia to imbroglio? wotjamean any clues? oh alright then imbruglia: an antipodean popette/looker imbroglio...
einstein a-gone-gone 23 Sep 2011 | 12:59 pm
E=mc² ? get a bloody grip man. despite my unimpeachable scientific credentials i have long resisted the temptation to expose this so-called “Special theory of Relativity” as the ill-thought-out tarra...
the red-top is dead – long live the red-head 8 Jul 2011 | 01:06 pm
distressing reports are emerging from news international in london where a tearful rebekah (sic) brooks addressed the gathered, should that be gobsmacked news of the world staff to announce, not her r...
emily maitlis 30 Jan 2011 | 06:04 am
newsnight’s maitlis; what a poppet, but what’s that dress sense all about? just stop it!
jo coburn – bbc news 27 Jan 2011 | 03:36 pm
though oft in cold and winter gloom her scripts suggest a sense of humour. but the trick which seems to most enamour her is pointing her left shoulder towards the camera.
poor brian paddick 27 Jan 2011 | 03:01 pm
what a shame for brian paddick, less charisma than a haddick.
