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How to Win St. Patrick’s Day 16 Mar 2013 | 01:16 am
There are two ways, but for the one I’m not going to deeply discuss, you must have massively protuberant nipples. If you don’t have massively protuberant nipples, proceed to the second paragraph. Or k...
Chocolate-Covered Chipotle Chicken Feet, a Valentine Treat 7 Feb 2013 | 11:50 pm
Romance is in the air, I can feel it in my bones. My chocolate-covered chicken bones. It all started last week when I had houseguests on the way and nary a homemade confection to nestle upon their pil...
When Life Gives You Pressure, Cook With It 1 Feb 2013 | 11:45 pm
I have been under a significant amount of pressure the past year, mostly as a result of taking on the responsibilities of building a house without a general contractor or architect. Am I crazy for doi...
Food Porn: A Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement 13 Nov 2012 | 10:08 pm
Life has been triple-teaming me lately (that’s not some thinly-veiled menage a trois reference, you perv), and as such, about the only social media I can manage is quick pic updates on my Instagram fe...
It’s Cocktail Time: The French 69 11 Oct 2012 | 04:46 am
I switched headgear a few months ago from a feathered fascinator to general contractor’s hard hat, and since then I haven’t had nearly as much time in the kitchen as I would like. And no, this isn’t s...
Renovation Saga Week 4: Chainsaw-Wielding Crazies 1 Aug 2012 | 06:02 am
The renovation saga continues this week with even more toe-curling excitement. Remember this tree that was in the living room? You may recall that we discovered it was totally rotted through and resem...
Renovation Saga Week Three: The Crazies of Craigslist 24 Jul 2012 | 02:10 am
This week’s installment of the great renovation saga of 2012 (and 13, and 14…) focuses on the Magic 8-Ball that is Craigslist. First, I’d like to point out that Craigslist is a dot org. This should ha...
House Renovation Sagas Plus Macadamia-Tempura Shisito Peppers 17 Jul 2012 | 01:54 am
Some cliches are cliché for a reason, and peeling back an onion is no exception. The metaphor applies to remodeling a house so aptly, my eyes are watering just thinking about it. If you’ve been follow...
From Short Skirts to Sledgehammers 10 Jul 2012 | 11:01 pm
In the true nature of a faithful servant, I am officially beginning the documentation process of SaltySeattle’s renovation 2.0. I say 2.0 because we remodeled our current home several years ago, while...
A New Chapter 20 Jun 2012 | 01:19 am
For the next three (six, nine, twelve?) months on Salty Seattle, you may be seeing less of this: And this: And this: And instead be seeing way more of this: Because after putting an offer on this five...
