The best moment from last night, slightly reinterpreted 9 Nov 2011 | 11:08 am

"What medications am I on?  Hmmm.  Let's see.  Chloroform, marzipan, listeria, tiricisjsjiengns and the odd spray of cranberry fir room freshener." "Wow, that's a lot of drugs.  No wonder everyone...

Finally, a political speech I can understand. 22 Sep 2011 | 05:49 am

I cannot really even preface this.  You just need to watch it. Peeno Greeeee-jio!   Doesn't it make you want to hone your own Ramoner impersonation?  God, yes. Thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID, th...

The RHONY bloodletting! 16 Sep 2011 | 06:36 am

Can you imagine the screaming and crying that must be going on at Jill's apartment right now?  Oh boy. Bethenny needs to be extra careful today, you know what I mean? I'm not surprised Jill being let...

Thank you, Joe Gorga, for making Real Housewives of New Jersey entirely watchable again. 13 Sep 2011 | 04:00 am

THANK YOU JESUS! (this time from me) 21 Aug 2011 | 08:23 am

Jeff Lewis and his new show, in the LA Times.  Get on it. 

"Shut your mouth. Oh, and THANK YOU JESUS!" 18 Aug 2011 | 05:22 am

The very best thing about On Display--besides the fact that it serves as the background music for my every thought--is that it's all about the downside of fame.  How weary Melissa is of being photogra...

Sad. 17 Aug 2011 | 07:11 am

By now, you probably all know that Russell Armstrong committed suicide last night. I keep deleting what I have written because it just sounds so trite and gross.  No matter what we thought of him, th...

We should probably read. 12 Aug 2011 | 10:04 am

Not blogs or tickers at the gym, my friends.  I'm talking books.  This is my list and it's mostly presented without comment because there's nothing worse than someone saying "THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVE...

Any attorneys out there? I have a legal question! 10 Aug 2011 | 05:17 am

Okay, so when you file for bankruptcy, do you get a court-appointed make-up artist or do you just get a make-up artist stipend?  If anyone knows, please get back to me because I'm thinking about runni...

Way better than Spin the Bottle 3 Aug 2011 | 10:25 am

We trust each other in matters of LOL, right?  Then believe me when I grasp your internet hands and look into your eyes and tell you that you can't live another moment without watching this video. An...