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How does a porcupine masturbate? Very carefully. (And with... 12 Sep 2012 | 12:52 am
How does a porcupine masturbate? Very carefully. (And with sporting equipment.)
The Humpy Awards: Celebrating the art of canine-leg love. 11 Jul 2012 | 05:49 am
The Humpy Awards: Celebrating the art of canine-leg love.
Lady Dog: “Men.” [Eye roll] 1 Dec 2011 | 06:26 am
Lady Dog: “Men.” [Eye roll]
This dog’s name is Chuck Woolery. He’ll be done... 24 Jun 2011 | 10:03 am
This dog’s name is Chuck Woolery. He’ll be done masturbating in “two and two.”
This rare parrot really loves getting his picture taken. 18 Mar 2011 | 02:56 am
This rare parrot really loves getting his picture taken.
On this, the day of St. Valentine, a dog and stuffed gorilla... 15 Feb 2011 | 06:08 am
On this, the day of St. Valentine, a dog and stuffed gorilla prove that love truly has no bounds.
The Otter White Meat 8 Feb 2011 | 05:49 am
The Otter White Meat
In honor of Groundhog Day, won’t you please support the... 3 Feb 2011 | 05:09 am
In honor of Groundhog Day, won’t you please support the Restoration of Marmot Eroticism? Global warming is wreaking havoc on the sex lives of these graceful creatures. With shorter winters comes short...
You’d be horny too if you just ate a trashcan full of... 1 Feb 2011 | 06:25 am
You’d be horny too if you just ate a trashcan full of delicious garbage.
Listening to old men talk about recycled energy is a... 26 Jan 2011 | 05:22 am
Listening to old men talk about recycled energy is a little-known aphrodisiac among kangaroos.
