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A lady- xxl size ka condom milega? 7 Dec 2012 | 04:30 am
A lady- xxl size ka condom milega ? Chemist- mil jayega ‘ kitna chahiye..? A lady- …. Mujhe us aadmi ka intejar hai jo ise kharidega…
Explain Sex Without Any Vulgar Words 6 Dec 2012 | 04:30 am
Teacher-Explain Sex Without, Any Vulgar Words. Student-It Is An Entry Of Polland Into Holland In Between Thailand, When Man & Woman Both Are In Nagaland…!!!
Japanese Sex 5 Dec 2012 | 11:42 am
Japanese Sex: Japanese couple in an argument over ways of highly erotic sex Husband: Sukitaki. Wife replies: Kowanini!! Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo! Wife on her knees literally begging:...
A girl decide to prepare a tea 4 Dec 2012 | 11:43 am
A girl decide to prepare a tea. she open the fridge but did not find milk.. so she take off her top …..~ AND wear new clothes and goes to shop to bring milk packet.%%%% SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA$$$
Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? 3 Dec 2012 | 11:45 am
Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? Baba: Pati ko laye ho? Lady: Nahi. Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye Lady: Kyun? Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!!
Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl 2 Dec 2012 | 11:44 am
Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya Boy: “Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Do Gi?” Girl: “Nahi Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To?” Boy: “Koi Nahi Dekhe Ga, Bharosa Rakho Mujh Par” Girl: “Ok Jaanu De Doon Gi” ...
MOM MY HUSBAND HAS 1 FOOT 1 Dec 2012 | 11:36 am
SUHAGRAAT PE BIWI KO PTA CHLA KI PATI KI EK TANG NKLI H TO USNE APNI MAA KO MSG KIYA “MOM MY HUSBAND HAS 1 FOOT….” MOM REPLIED “U R LUCKY BETI’ UR DAD HAS ONLY 5 INCH”
A Sexy Woman 14 Oct 2012 | 04:30 am
A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note, You Don’t Know How Many Have Handled It But You Still Want To Have It.
Girl: “I Have Eyes 13 Oct 2012 | 04:30 am
Girl: “I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom” Boy: “You Also Have B**bs Like Your Dad” Girl: “My Dad Doesn’t Have B**bs” Boy: “Exactly“
In A School Of Wasseypur 12 Oct 2012 | 04:30 am
In A School Of Wasseypur: Teacher: Bhosdike Aaj Tuney Phir Homework Nahi Kiya ? Student: Sir Light Nahi Thi. Teacher: Toh Mombatti Jala Leta Bhenchod. Student: Sir Machis Nahi Le Sakta Tha. Teacher: K...
