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Ball So Hard University 4 Apr 2013 | 06:43 pm
In honor of March Maddness TheseFries thought it was only appropriate to make a gallery of “White Guys Getting Dunked On”. That quickly turned into “Shawn Bradley Getting Dunked On”. Then it became ...
Sunburning Love 19 Mar 2013 | 06:13 pm
As many of you crazy college kids flock to the beaches for Spring Break, as I sit on the couch watching the Red Dawn remake, it is important to remember to pack your sunscreen. I usually opt for the s...
GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (FINAHHLEE), BY THE NUMBERS 12 Mar 2013 | 12:47 pm
Once upon a time, a unicorn arrived on the wings of an angel and slid down a double rainbow onto a mountain of gumdrops where he was kissed by the morning dew before landing ever so gently on a field ...
Fat Cats 8 Mar 2013 | 10:52 pm
I may not be a cat person, but I am a fat cat person. Here are some of the best/fattest cats I have ever seen. Keep the lasagna coming!
GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (EPISODE 9), BY THE NUMBERS 27 Feb 2013 | 12:48 am
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shitttt. I can’t even remember anything before this rose ceremony. Where are these people? Hawaii? Did they go on a myriad of adventures on both land and sea? Did any girls ...
GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (EPISODE 8), BY THE NUMBERS 20 Feb 2013 | 10:31 pm
Ugh. Honestly. Like, I get that hometown dates is just the calm before the mind-blowing-achievement-of-television-programming storm that is “the fantasy suites” episode but…really. Why. Maybe it was t...
A Letter to the Dean 19 Feb 2013 | 08:37 pm
I wrote a letter to the Dean of my college asking for his permission to let one of my classes visit a high ropes course. I’m a communications major, so we rarely do academic things. Here is the letter...
GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (EPISODE 7), BY THE NUMBERS 13 Feb 2013 | 11:58 am
So, like, I have a lot of feelings. The problem is, my emotions are inextricably linked to my eyebrows and, as any medical professional can tell you, one simply cannot control ones eyebrows. Thus, I f...
GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (THE TWO-DAY BACHELOR EVENT!), BY THE NUMBERS 7 Feb 2013 | 01:44 am
Dear ABC, I want you to know I forgive you. Sure, I was a little perturbed by your lackluster response to my previous letter: A two-day Bachelor ”event” does not satisfy my plea for a seven-day Bachel...
GUNS N’ ROSES: ‘THE BACHELOR’ SEASON 17 (EPISODE TWO), BY THE NUMBERS 16 Jan 2013 | 01:16 pm
Once upon a time, there was a v-neck tee named George. George was a simple guy, quiet but strong; he said more with his triangle-shaped vacancy than most shirts express with both sleeves combined. Her...
