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Bonerkiller: Guys Who Sleep With Their Shirts On 20 Aug 2013 | 11:09 pm
It's always a disappointment when he refuses to fully disrobe for bed. There's no shirts vs. skins in my love nest; it's strictly skins vs. skins up in hurr. It feels like I'm trying to cuddle up to a...
Flippin' Our Shades at Hilarious Playwright and Storyteller R. Eric Thomas! 19 Aug 2013 | 11:41 pm
I am a huge fan of R. Eric Thomas. I first met him when he hosted the Valentine's Day First Person Arts event I participated in earlier this year and he had me in stitches backstage. He's side-splitti...
He Has Hella Girls Liking His Boring Ass Status Updates? Fuck That! 9 Aug 2013 | 12:07 am
Damn, am I good at spotting and then collecting red flags when it comes to dudes. I’m super terrible at making him my boyfriend, but if he has a spark of NONOONOOOOOOORUNOMGALERTALERTRUN? Challenge ac...
Like Quirky Sci-Fi Comedies Featuring Kickass Women? Then Support "SUPER NOTHING"! 7 Aug 2013 | 07:14 pm
My homie Gaby Dunn is working on a TV show pilot called "Super Nothing." Here's the gist: "Super Nothing" is a female-centric sci-fi comedy. It follows Cheyanne, an unmotivated discount store employe...
The Perks of Being in a Dry Spell 7 Aug 2013 | 01:01 am
Real talk: I am absolutely wallowing in my dry spell. My nails have been chipped to the point of no return. I bought more shirts covered in sequins than even I can stand and I recently got legitimate...
I Have Female Comedy Writer Syndrome and I Need A Male Spirit Guide 30 Jul 2013 | 09:45 pm
From Colleen, who needs a male figure to guide her through her love life with his tough talk and wry commentary: For the most part, I consider myself in charge of my life. I’ve never needed a man t.....
Things I'm Terrible At: Turning Him Into My Boyfriend 24 Jul 2013 | 10:29 pm
Ah, the thrill of the hunt. Will I ever tire of it? The endless parade of men, each more delicious than the last, marching by one after the other and nothing for me to do but pick one out, straighten ...
Cancel My Plans: I'm Obsessed With a New Dating App For Women Called Lulu 23 Jul 2013 | 12:10 am
My best friend told me about Lulu yesterday and I haven't been able to pry my eyes away since I've downloaded it. Here's how it works: you grab the free app from the Apple store, sign in with your Fac...
Things In His House That Make Me Sad: His Gross Carpet 20 Jul 2013 | 01:39 am
From Polly Math, who is unimpressed with his shitball shag rug, Like newborn foals on untested legs, we ascended the cracked risers to his apartment, atonally slurring "Blurred Lines" with intent. He...
