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Half-swollen gourd 27 Aug 2013 | 07:09 pm

Mike: I know, I know, in the final week of August 2011 the Red Sox looked pretty good. Mike: But I still hold that I feel bettah about this team than I did that one. Mike: I mean even befor...

Hang 'em high 26 Aug 2013 | 05:34 pm

Your omniscient author in absentia: Jury Duty this morning, so my routine is all thrown off. Your omniscient author in absentia: Now you paid subscribers may be wondering, "Hey, why is reporting...

I'd totally forgotten about Carl 23 Aug 2013 | 06:46 pm

Al: You know that Jennifer Lopez story about the dude living in her house for a week would have been so much bettah if the intruder had turned out to be Manny Ramirez. Mike: One day they'll find...

Smelling the roses 21 Aug 2013 | 05:38 pm

Steve: Well, there'll be a lot of second guessing Farrell's gamesmanship this morning. Bill: Yeah, whatevah. I used up entiah lifetime's worth of second guessing during the months of Novembah an...

Lester rights the ship 20 Aug 2013 | 06:51 pm

Doug: That was some vintage Jon Lestah last night. Al: If I could save time in a bottle, that Jon Lestah staht would be the first thing I'd do. Doug: Yeah, but if you put Lestah in a bottle...

You would too if it happened to you 19 Aug 2013 | 05:53 pm

Marty: Hey, look at this way, Callaghan... Marty: Who needs a "June Swoon" when you can have "A Blight in August"? Marty: I mean the latter sounds so much more profound, Gothic even. Ma...

Driving a Skoda 16 Aug 2013 | 05:56 pm

Mike: You know, so many times ovah the years my default position on the Red Sox has been a general sense of foreboding and doomsaying and seeing things in the worst possible light. Mike: Yet thi...

Slouching towards gomorrah 15 Aug 2013 | 06:42 pm

Mike: I've gotten so used to the late rally followed by the extra inning win that last night came as something of a shock. Doug: Yeah, it's like the disappointment I get when I go to a blog that...

Dog on DL 13 Aug 2013 | 07:03 pm

Your omniscient author in absentia: Got home from work yesterday to find a very ill dog. Ended up taking him to the emergency 24/7 hospital where they kept him overnight. Then over to regular vet thi...

Leading from behind 12 Aug 2013 | 05:43 pm

Mike: The 4 games that felt like forty with the Royals are finally behind us. Doug: Seriously. I have seen that much of the Royals since Prince Harry dropped his knickahs in Vegas. Mike: Th...

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