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AB-Solute Sexiness! 27 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
Every now and then I start thinking maybe I should diet. This is because, according to every piece of media everywhere, I am not a man until I have abs. And while I've never seen my abs, I assume they...
You Might Belong At Dragon Con If ... 26 Aug 2013 | 06:01 pm
This coming weekend John and I are heading to Dragon Con, one of the world's largest sci-fi, comicbook, fantasy, and pop-culture conventions. For four blistering days more than 50,000 geeks will flood...
Sunday Sweets: A Very Burton Birthday 25 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
Today I've got a super special Sweets for you guys, and I. Am. PUMPED. See, today is Tim Burton's birthday (woo woo!), and in his honor 100 of the best bakers from around the world decided to get toge...
And Now, A Crappy Song From Aladdin 23 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
I can show you poo swirls Shiny, glistening, fetid! Wreckerator, just when did you cast all good taste aside? I can open your eyes Take you blunder... ... by bluuuu...
Graphic Jams 22 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
[NOTE: Today's final wreck is slightly NSFW, although I did my best with the censor bars. Honest.] *** Last night I was talking with friends about how my job here at CW is a little harder these days...
T.A.R.D.I.C.E 21 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
In May of 2008, a secret program was formed to combat the rapid proliferation of wrecked cakes. The program was dubbed "Theme and Reality Distortion in Cake Experiment," or T.A.R.D.I.C.E. A team of h...
Octo-Drama 20 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
This: Now available in cupcakes! Oh, and while we're at it... BROADWAY OCTOPUS WANTS TO SING: [[jazz tentacles]] BOW-TIED OCTOPUS WANTS TO LIMBO: FATALISTIC OCTOPUS WANTS TO CARTW...
Every Teacher's Worst Nightmare 19 Aug 2013 | 06:01 pm
Welcome to your new school year, everyone! I'm Miss Peld, who some of you might know from the Kaky Kake bakery in town. Your regular English teacher, Miss Lee, decided to retire over the summer, so I'...
Sunday Sweets: Steampunk! 18 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
As you long-time readers know, I'm kind of a steampunk nut. I love the vintage vibe mixed with sci-fi gadgetry, and I love how it encourages people to create art out of yesterday's cast-offs. Steampu...
A Sharin' Birthday 17 Aug 2013 | 06:00 pm
Most of you don't read the comments here on CW, but if you did you'd know that, almost every day, there's a new parody song written out there themed to that day's wrecks. The songs are hilarious, and ...
