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It’s the 2012 Xmas/NY Bumper Issue Round-up! (part 1) 4 Jan 2013 | 02:24 am
Hurray! I've bought seven (7) magazines, all of which are 'bumper' issues and I'm going to wade through them with a bottle of wine. I say one bottle, let's see how we go. I've a feeling I'm going to r...
Colin Fry – Exam Cheat 15 Sep 2012 | 12:13 am
Weird isn’t it? You’d think that, as a spirit free to roam the vast world of the afterlife, able to appear anywhere you wish at will, sharing the heavens with all the great thinkers of history, that y...
No you’re not 27 Aug 2012 | 09:53 pm
I bet you’re single though.
True Story 19 Aug 2012 | 06:56 pm
Unfortunately, it’s when the dogs sleeping that I turn into one. He fucking hates it.
Custard Creams? 19 Aug 2012 | 06:54 pm
I’m not going to ask where you keep your Toblerones.
So many options 16 Aug 2012 | 02:45 am
But I’m going to go with “We have a lot in common as we’re both cynical, uncaring con-artists who can no more talk to the dead than we can lick our own balls”. What do I win?
Sounds reasonable 11 Aug 2012 | 01:21 am
And now he’s bee-sexual! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh please yourselves, it’s the best I could come up with.
Oh lovely 10 Aug 2012 | 12:35 am
Pâté, anybody? Maybe some dips? Anybody?
Well two options, here. 7 Aug 2012 | 02:11 am
This is either an enticement to self-fellation directed at Uri Geller, or there are actually foods you can eat which will make you psychic. I imagine the main food will be curry, because a day after I...
Pesky Ghosts 6 Aug 2012 | 07:27 pm
"What's that noise in there? Are you having a load of massive shits? I can hear a load of splashing" "What, erm no, no, some fucking ghosts are throwing rocks at me" "What?" "Yeah I know, sounds weird...
