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(619): Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.

(720): Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?

(858): Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?

(720): Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!

(304): Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home".

(517): I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?

(650): Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S.

(787): Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?

(617): He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear.

(785): I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.