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Random n’at 26 Aug 2013 | 07:15 pm
1. It’s all fun and games until the tarantula food escapes. That’s going on my gravestone. 2. So remember that topless protest I wrote about, in which I told you there are perfectly good reasons to ...
Let’s talk about sex, bay-bee. 20 Aug 2013 | 12:04 am
More specifically, let’s talk about boobs. Breasts. Let’s talk about bosoms, Anne Shirley. But first, let’s talk about truths. Cold hard facts that you cannot dispute no matter how loudly you scre...
Random n’at 15 Aug 2013 | 05:59 pm
1. My God, it’s been so long since I posted here that I almost forgot my WordPress password. Good thing “DavidConrad4Evah” is so easy to remember. I kept trying my old passwords of “Nutella4Evah” an...
Stuff I wrote … 24 Jul 2013 | 06:07 pm
(“Not impressed”) This summer has just been … madness. I’m eagerly awaiting fall not only because you know how much fall and I are bosom friends, Anne Shirley, but also because then my life will slo...
Dickering around with a booty call 23 Jul 2013 | 07:52 pm
Dear MLB.com, the next time you’re trying to come up with a clever play on words using “booty,” TRY MORE HARDER. (h/t Michelle)
Dear Earth, 22 Jul 2013 | 06:27 pm
This is not “Steel City chic:” That’s “Yinzer-Ho Barbie.” This is Steel City chic: KTHXBAI. (h/t @moxiebestos on Twitter)
OMG CODY SIMPSON SQUEEE 12 Jul 2013 | 10:37 pm
Before we head into the weekend, gotta tell you guys that if you don’t have anything to do tomorrow, you’re going to want to spend five bucks to attend the Great American Water Balloon Fight taking pl...
Because … 3 Jul 2013 | 12:08 am
… sharks make everything more badass. Note: you’ll want to read this post first to understand what you’re looking at. Thanks to @mrdirby for this awesome Photoshop.
Oh, #*&$. 2 Jul 2013 | 08:18 pm
This post is not sponsored. In any way. I support Pittsburghers. Amen. ————— “Oh, shit.” Words you might say as you knock your coffee onto your laptop (or in my case, your Diet Pepsi onto your HTC ...
Our next mayor? No. 25 Jun 2013 | 05:15 am
Pittsburgh’s Republican mayoral candidate (yes, that’s a real thing) Josh Wander seems to be in the news for one thing and one thing only lately, complaining that people are acting like Bill Peduto is...
