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GOOGLE+ and I am nonplussed 18 Jun 2013 | 06:41 am
Ok, we love Facebook. But it stops there. They said it best in The Social Network, "people wanna see what their friends are up to." Facebook let's you know what people are doing, Twitter lets you ...
PARKING STRUCTURES- 21 Feb 2012 | 07:13 pm
PARKING is my nightmare. Parking structures are my nightmare within a nightmare. I will leaving the house all together if leaving entails parking in a structure. I'd rather be a recluse than deal with...
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!!!! (my cascading nightmare) 28 Jan 2012 | 05:09 pm
Normal 0 0 1 693 2914 88 28 4856 11.1282 0 0 0 Do you love chocolate? Ya do, don’t ya? You love it so much that you’re willing to make an unblinkered left turn from the right lane to get ...
Gate Agents and Flight Attendants- my nightmare in the sky 24 Jan 2012 | 09:37 am
So, anyone that's seen my act knows that I have a serious amount of contempt for airlines, specifically the uniformed flight gestapo that work for them. I'm not talking to you TSA. We all know how ....
TLC programming (my nightmare- but also kind of my dream) 17 Jan 2012 | 10:23 am
Dear Potential Client, Thank you for your interest in advertising with TLC! Let me tell you a little bit about our programming. TLC stands for THE LEARNING CHANNEL but lately we've thought about j....
CRACK WHORES 13 Jan 2012 | 09:09 pm
"Shut up! Oh my god, for real, like, she is such a crack whore" "Mom! Stop freaking out, ugh, you are such a crack whore" Lacey? No, she's, like, a crazy crack whore, don'...
Streetwalkers (not hookers, pedestrians) 12 Jan 2012 | 04:35 pm
PEDESTRIANS! If there's one thing I've taken from my high school basketball coach and from Rick Ross, it's that, everyday I'm hustlin'. Not just everyday, but erryday. I hustle at work, I hustle ...
I'm gonna say it- I don't like SUNNY DAYS 11 Jan 2012 | 12:42 pm
First of all, I'll admit, "Sunny Days" sounds like a soft core porn actress. Sunny Days I do not like you. I know that, living in Southern California, most residents to have a predilection for sunn....
FLARED TANK TOPS 10 Jan 2012 | 10:10 pm
Flare Tank Tops I hate you. You make me look like a bat. To the insecure designer that invented these; how bad is your body that you feel the need to not only cover your middle with a flowy tank to....
THINGS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN 2012 (Part Un) 7 Jan 2012 | 01:44 pm
People calling themselves "NINJAS" You don't need a picture. HI-YA! It's not fucking funny (if it ever was) and, even worse, it's run it's course. "I'm like a robot ninja!" "I'm like a comedy ninja!...