Great writer 2 Apr 2009 | 06:01 am

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a “great” writer. When asked to define “great” he said “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that peop...

The mystery of childbirth 2 Apr 2009 | 05:59 am

A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the boy. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?” “Oh, the ...

In plain English 2 Apr 2009 | 05:56 am

The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English wha...

Leftover change 2 Apr 2009 | 05:37 am

A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads th...

Who needs Photoshop? 9 Mar 2009 | 03:23 pm