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#1852 – Balmy (3 Comments) 26 Aug 2013 | 07:14 pm
The concept of a tiny helicopter that you could fly inside your house was ridiculous a few years ago. Now my 5-year-old son has one. He thinks it’s fun and hilarious and not the least bit scary or dan...
#1851 – Phasmatodea (No Comments) 23 Aug 2013 | 06:32 pm
There are stick insects out here where I live but I very rarely see one. It just occured to me recently that I probably look them all the time. Unless they are walking across a man made surface they a...
#1850 – Delay (1 Comment) 22 Aug 2013 | 06:18 pm
Sometimes it feels good to get a bit of distance between yourself and any rash decisions you have made.
#1849 – Sucks (No Comments) 21 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am
The vampire scientists discovered a new way to miniaturize the technology to their advantage. A single vampire could now extract a full ounce of blood in a matter of minutes. It was truly a sucking br...
#1848 – Bulbed (No Comments) 20 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am
I sometimes have a problem when I’m writing comics where the joke will suddenly evaporate. It will remind me of some trivial thing that I look up on the Internet. I finish reading the Wikipedia artic...
#1847 – Cruise (2 Comments) 19 Aug 2013 | 09:00 am
I would sometimes take a nap in my car during lunch breaks. It was a nice way to break up the work day and reset a little. Sometimes though I would have a moment of panic when I woke up and had no ide...
#1846 – Loafing (2 Comments) 16 Aug 2013 | 07:58 pm
Sometime you get a roommate that comes with extra perks. If they work at a restaurant they bring you free food. If they work at a store they can get you discounts. Hopefully they work somewhere and ca...
#1845 – Lotion (No Comments) 14 Aug 2013 | 03:32 pm
Some mornings it’s really cold and the lotion only makes you colder. I should get one of those lotion warmers I’ve heard about. Luckily I get up earlier than my neighbors so I don’t have to have that ...
#1844 – Contemplations (2 Comments) 13 Aug 2013 | 07:26 pm
It’s the little things that hurt the most.
#1843 – Spread (2 Comments) 12 Aug 2013 | 07:22 pm
I love watching my dog when there’s something fragrant being prepared in the kitchen. Her tongue can not stop licking the air. She would probably explode at a peanut butter factory.
