Big Annoucement and Goodbye 20 Oct 2011 | 08:10 am

Dislike 13 Jul 2011 | 08:47 am

Does the world really need to know our thoughts at all times?

Before I was a mom 2 Jul 2011 | 01:45 am

I'd be the mom rushing to tell her "no that's yucky!" instead of snapping a picture Chlorine kills all nasties.

Before I was a mom 25 Jun 2011 | 02:10 am

...the bottom of my bag never looked like this! --Thanks for hanging in there with me folks, this blog slow down WILL pick back up!

Before I was a mom 13 Jun 2011 | 03:10 pm

I'd never put my child on a leash!  That's obviously for mothers who can not control their children. -- Sent in by DR Exactly.  Exhibit A&B, my children @ 18 mos trying their damndest to fall into t...

Flash Back Friday 11 Jun 2011 | 04:12 am

Life Pre-Mompetition

Before I was a mom 7 Jun 2011 | 04:36 pm

My cat would still be my number one child. -- Sent in by EB As a mama who was completely in love with her cat-child, who throughout my pregnancy stroked her lovingly and assured her she was still my...

Before I was a mom 1 Jun 2011 | 07:01 pm

I wouldn't dare give my child a sucker while in the car.  Let alone let them fall asleep with it! -- Sent in by MC Heimlich maneuver: noun - an emergency technique used to eject an object, such as f...

Before I was a mom 1 Jun 2011 | 09:10 am

I'd use the safety straps on those bouncers during naptime. -- Sent in by ES Looks like someone knows how to get comfortable!

Before I was a mom 26 May 2011 | 07:01 pm

The worst thing I could accidentally wash was a kleenex -- VSH Thank you overnight pull-up mixed in with the jammies I scooped off the floor.