The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise 15 Jan 2012 | 08:02 am

The Day the Penis Asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do...

How to Please a Women 2 Nov 2011 | 01:38 pm

How to please a woman: Love her Die for her Take her to dinner Miss the game for her Buy her Jewerly Be interested in what she has to say.. How to please a man: Show up naked. Bring a beer

Men Are Just Happier People 26 Oct 2010 | 11:27 am

NICKNAMES ·        If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·        If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as F...

Be Each Others Best Friend 10 Oct 2010 | 12:22 pm

One of the many ways women express themselves is by verbal communication, they do this much more then men do. In other words, “they talk too much” according to most men. Some believe that women (inclu...

How TO Make a Woman Happy 4 Oct 2010 | 06:47 am

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11...

The Difference Between Men and Women 2 Oct 2010 | 02:21 pm

Rules That Men Wished Women Knew 2 Oct 2010 | 01:25 pm

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up, put it down. 3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not...

Stand Up To Her and Say NO! 25 Aug 2010 | 05:17 am

It’s perfectly OK to tell her no, as a matter of fact she wants you to tell her no.  Learn these words NO!!!  Now say it with me, “NOOOOOO!” “No Means No” or “I say No No No”  See how good that feels?...

My boyfriend is being cheap? 15 Aug 2010 | 01:24 am

I honestly hope that is not the future of this country.  This is a classic example of that movie idiocracy.  Some females have a tendency to think that looks is all takes to be high maintenance.  When...

Should I be happy if someone I dated in 07 text me and said they went by my work and thought of me? 15 Aug 2010 | 12:55 am

Eve @yahoo answers I really loved him but it was a bad time in my life and I still miss him. He said he hoped all was well and remembered an over a year ago conversation when I said I felt he forgot m...