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Brace Yourselves, Coming Soon: The All New – The Pirate Eye 20 May 2012 | 01:14 pm

It just keeps getting better... We are still diligently working on upgrading the site. Continue to check back and follow us on Facebook and Twitter. We encourage stalking here. You can expect the sa...

The Pirate Eye – A Convenient Distraction 28 Apr 2012 | 12:16 pm

No matter where you are or what you are doing, The Pirate Eye is conveniently ready to distract and endanger. Why do people choose to text while driving? It’s crazy, when they could be doing somethin...

Even Ted Nugent Is In the Tank for Obama 24 Apr 2012 | 04:30 am

Another pundit in the tank for Obama. Being on the political forefront, The Pirate Eye is well aware that another prominent political pundit, Ted Nugent, is in the tank for Obama. The Secret Service...

We are currently upgrading our web site. 20 Apr 2012 | 11:51 pm

We are currently in the process of upgrading our web site. Please check back in the coming weeks to view our new and improved “The Pirate Eye” web site. Easier to find content, more user interactions,...

Easter Egg Hunts – Treasure Hunters in Training 7 Apr 2012 | 01:14 am

Drag the kids with you on your treasure hunt. Who knows? They might find an egg. Easter Egg Hunts – Preparing Micro-Pirates for Treasure Hunts Since 0 A.D. Aspiring little pirates should take heart ...

Cabin Fever – A Good Time to Chill 2 Apr 2012 | 02:46 pm

Yeah? Well, he won't think it's funny for long. Cabin Fever (improper noun) orig. Latin: Frozun Tundris.  Extreme irritability and restlessness from living in isolation or confined indoor are...

Jet Blue Cockpit Doors to Be Reinforced – So Pilots Can’t Get Out 28 Mar 2012 | 03:43 pm

More secure than Guantanamo. Due to the negative publicity from their rogue pilot, Clayton Osborn, who went berserk on a flight from New York to Las Vegas. Jet Blue has decided to modify its commerci...

2012 Florida International Air Show Skyjacked by Mini Pirate 27 Mar 2012 | 03:04 pm

It was a great day to open the sunroof in the skies over Punta Gorda. Many of the 55,000 people who attended the 32nd Florida International Air Show in Punta Gorda were unaware that one of the jets b...

Zack Sparrow Cleans His Room 24 Mar 2012 | 01:10 pm

Spotless. But could he be forgetting something important? No where else would this be news. But spring cleaning takes on a new dimension when a pirate prince takes on the task of cleaning his room. A...

Saint Patrick’s Day for Non-Indigenous Leprechauns 18 Mar 2012 | 11:40 pm

Even if not indigenous to Ireland, go ahead and make an awkward attempt to join in the St. Paddy Day fun, anyway. Top o’ the mornin’.  Or bottom of the afternoon, whatever. Since When Is Coloring Eg...

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