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A Kick to the Nuts of My Feet 8 Apr 2011 | 02:39 am
Oh no, there's a hole in my socks. And not just a hole in any socks, but in my good orange and black "LIVE FREE OR DIE" socks that I kind of think give me super powers. Socks like these...
Holiday Plans? 5 Apr 2011 | 12:52 am
Sneeze reader and withered grape enthusiast, Cristin, points out that April 30th is National Raisin Day. (4 years later and I still laugh out loud at Raisins For Christmas - 2007.) I suppose we could ...
Farewell to a Fish 28 Mar 2011 | 01:58 am
x23e98E(*YU(d/... Hello eveyb240rd2(*98jsls...!! (Damn, it's been so long I'm even rustier at this than I thought.) HELLO -- WHOEVER IS LEFT OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS! I hope all 3 of you are doing well....
Facelift 1 Oct 2010 | 12:53 am
Yesterday was my birthday and it was really making me miss my dad. Don't worry, he's not ill or gone, he just doesn't love his only child enough to make the trip on my most special day. But it's fine....
Me, My Elf and I 25 Apr 2010 | 10:30 am
I remember once when I was a teenager, I was walking through the woods and I came across an old pair of leather boots. The incredible thing is, when I looked inside of them I found 4 pieces of gold!.....
Not Absolutely Never 21 Feb 2010 | 01:50 pm
My friend, Eric, reminded me of a classic and poignant Peanuts comic strip. In it Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty are discussing what "security" is. Charlie Brown says it's when you've been somewhe...
Don't Drink and Pie 27 Dec 2009 | 04:58 am
On Christmas Eve my father attempted to slice a pumpkin pie. Somewhere during the act, he briefly lost his mind. My friends Dan and Lisa were visiting and Dan documented what occurred with the followi...
Eddie the Fish 25 Dec 2009 | 01:15 am
"OH MY GOD!!! I TOUCHED HIM!!! HE'S SO SLIMY!!!!! IT WAS HORRIFYYYYING!!!" While eerily similar to the call my wife made to her mother on our honeymoon, this was actually the scream I heard from my so...
Doodlemonkey Xmas Tree Brain 24 Dec 2009 | 06:49 am
My buddy, Don, recently created this great little Christmas-themed Tree Brain comic strip over on his site Doodlemonkey. Click here to check it out full-size. Some of you may also remember this awesom...
The Horns of Christmas Morn 23 Dec 2009 | 12:13 am
By request for my friend Kevin at Forgotten NY, here is a special Christmas post from a few years back... My four-year-old didn't ask for much this Christmas. His main request was a little scooter "wi...
