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The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.26.13 27 Aug 2013 | 01:20 am
Welcome to a post-awards-show-weekend Monday edition of The Crap We Missed. Roughly translated, that means there’s a ton of shit in here. I’m tempted to point you right to the end of this gallery for ...
I’ve Come Around To Ben Affleck As Batman 26 Aug 2013 | 11:54 pm
When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman in Zack Snyder‘s sequel to Man of Steel, the Internet was, well, the Internet. And understandably so considering Daredevil was a fiery shit into comic ...
There’s A Scientology Celebrity Gala? 26 Aug 2013 | 10:56 pm
I’ve been writing this site for over six years now, and this is probably the first time I’ve ever heard of a Scientology Celebrity Centre Gala, let alone seen pictures from the inside of one. So for t...
Khloe & Lamar Are Separated Because Crack Made Him Cheat On Her 26 Aug 2013 | 10:17 pm
Khloe Kardashian is a barren Sasquatch, and Lamar Odom is a rich, famous basketball player who’s had sex with her vagina once, so clearly the only possible explanation for why he’s been cheating on he...
Katy Perry Didn’t Get The Memo That Everyone’s Supposed To Be Naked 26 Aug 2013 | 08:33 pm
There are Sasquatches accusing their soon-to-be ex-husbands of being crack addicts going on right now, so here’s Katy Perry to wrap up the VMAs because literally nothing else important happened at the...
Lady GaGa Was Naked, Too. If Anyone Cares. 26 Aug 2013 | 07:46 pm
Here’s Lady GaGa performing “Applause” to open last night’s VMAs which I’ll assume required months of choreographing, elaborate costume and set design, and rehearsals with professional dancers who hav...
Selena Gomez Wore This 26 Aug 2013 | 06:51 pm
While Miley Cyrus set the rights of Beetlejuices back hundreds of years and Taylor Swift threw her menstrual blood at anyone who didn’t marry her after five minutes of dating, Selena Gomez at least ha...
Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore 26 Aug 2013 | 05:36 pm
A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for “Blurred Lines” which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I’d even go so far to say it’...
Taylor Swift Is Petty And Vindictive? Whatever Do You Mean? 26 Aug 2013 | 05:15 pm
To put this as politely as I can, Taylor Swift was kind of a huge cunt at the VMAs last night which started with her clearly mouthing the words “shut the fuck up” to Selena Gomez (below) while Harry S...
Good Morning, Eva Longoria Trying To Get George Clooney’s Attention, And Other News 26 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm
- In case George Clooney missed the press release. - Miley Cyrus‘ new album cover looks strangely familiar. - Congrats, You’re A Hot Non-Vampire - Robert Pattinson is sad and lonely, you guys. - “Tara...
